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We finally reached Plagues house in Indiana, or was it Kentucky? I can’t remember but anyways he was outback and he stared at us with his hyper-realistic eyes and said, "Who the fuck are you assholes and what are those pokemon doing to my animals?
"The fuck are talking about?
"What the fuck do you need to do anyways?
Plague looked at us and laughed, "I already downloaded that. Just go the documents area.
"It’s not that simple, you see the file runs the game in an image format style (or some shit like that I forgot what he said) so we’ll be metaphysically teleported into the game as our hyper-realistic versions.
We then stepped into the Oculus Rift VR Chamber and grabbed some VR Ak47s and proceeded to the Virtual Furry sex filled lore world (of warcock). After the intro we used our two-way codex to contact Leonardo DiCaprio and Chris Jericho to make sure the countermeasures were set up. Once we had confirmation we proceeded on our journey. Days later we reached the "
would never hear the rest of the sentence as he shot his shit up bad with our Aks. Seriously why doesn’t everybody do that? You have time to shoot the fucker just do it! They always wait for the speech and the guard or henchmen ambush them or the guy runs off. I get the theatrics part but still Logic fuckers.
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We then proceeded to free the SBFP from their entrapment. We proceeded to the real world where the SBFP awoke from the stasis pods. Liam bowed to us and said "Thank you for saving us, now I’ll use my Japan connections to get bombers to blow up that Holiday Inn where ToonPimp is staying at.
We were to proceeded on our way but were stopped as the ROFLCopter appeared ahead of us. A man in a trench coat stepped out with UberHaxorNova. "James what are you doing here? ToonPimp’s dead.
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