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NOTE: THIS IS NOT WRITTEN BY ME
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Everything was rather quiet in the hundred acre wood. The trees whispered to each other as the wind rustled their leaves. Under a large oak tree, there lived Pooh bear. From inside Pooh's house, there came a steady bang... bang... bang! that was making his honey jars rattle on the sideboard. The light came through the▼
<nowiki> </nowiki> window, and in the evening sun Pooh raised the axe once more and brought it down on the tattered remains of Christopher Robin. "Why... won't... he... fit... " puffed Pooh to himself as the axe came down once more.▼
▲Everything was rather quiet in the hundred acre wood. The trees whispered to each other as the wind rustled their leaves. Under a large oak tree, there lived Pooh bear. From inside Pooh's
▲<nowiki> </nowiki> window, and in the evening sun Pooh raised the axe once more and brought it down on the tattered remains of Christopher Robin.
There was a small pile of earth, and a hole next to it, which Pooh had hidden with his favorite rug. Christopher Robin, selfish prat that he was, didn't quite fit in the hole Pooh had dug, so instead of making it wider he had decided to hack Christopher Robin's legs off. "A far more sensible idea", thought Pooh, and hummed a little song to himself as he cut the last tendon and rammed the rest of the body into the hole, finally covering it up with
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