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{{note|The sequel to [[Poopsy: I'm sorry |this]], because what everyone was demanding was more "poopsy". People wanted "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo" more than this. I wouldn't blame you if you stopped reading after the first sentence. This is the pasta we don't need, but the one we deserve, Poop2y.}}
It was night, a killer in a white hoodie who was also called Jeff walked down the road. It was Jeff the Killer. As he walked he saw a girl with blue hair leaning on a wall, "another victim" he smiled as he approached her. This was no ordinary girl though, this was Poopsy, a serial killer with a special mind and supernatural powers. Poopsy shot back into a karate stance and swung around and kicked the knife out of
Jeff scoffed as he strutted up to Poopsy whilst clicking his fingers like a bad boy, "come on sugar
Poopsy put her headphones on and listened to sad music as it rained, she was once normal girl now killer because she was bullied and led down dark path. Poopsy looked at the note she had, there was a picture of a masked girl on it, the mask was dark and looked like a mask a killer would wear on their face. It made Poopsy cautious but she knew the people needed her, Poopsy was a killer but only kill the bad people but nobody else knew that. Everyone think Poopsy is evil and bad little chick but really she is helping them, she is a hero in disguise. Suddenly masked girl jumped down from rooftop. She was wearing a trenchcoat and
The masked girl shed a tear, "well,
Poopsy did not want to think about it, she was so alone and it made her cry three tears came down from each of her beautiful eyes and so she ran oh how she ran into the night to forget her troubles. As she ran an old man looked out of his window and saw her run past, "you
As Poopsy approached the abandoned building she got chills down her back she walked inside and suddenly the door shut behind her and locked. Poopsy jumped up "have I been bamboozled?" she asked in shock. She turned around and saw the masked girl standing in the room.
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"Ah dear Poopsy such a foolish girl always putting others before herself" the girl said. Poopsy squinted as she looked at the mask, it looked like an old scary mask and it scared even Poopsy who was the bravest girl. "Identify yourself!" shouted Poopsy like a medic.
The masked girl just stood there, taunting Poopsy with her voluptuous body. "We were once classmates, you and I" said the girl. Poopsy squinted some more trying her hardest to identify the girl, "I had no friends at school" said Poopsy "so that makes you an ENEMY!" Poopsy ran at her like an angry bull but she slid out of the way as her movements were so fluid like liquid. "No friends Poopsy? Well that really is pathetic, you are such a hoot" the girl laughed in
"Bertha?" gasped Poopsy, "but, but I killed you in my grand finale"
"So
The girl pulled her mask away to reveal a skeleton face,
"How?" Poopsy screamed in fear, her nails clawed into her own face as she gasped in agonising terror of the sight before her. Her old classmate now a reanimated, undead corpse "What happened to you? you are a monstrosity to all creation!"
"ok but
Poopsy gagged at the sight of the skeleton covered in ham, it was truly her worst nightmare and looked really scary. As the non-Kosher skeleton approached her Poopsy used her special mind to analyse the situation, she figured out that she needed to escape but how?
Poopsy remembered how when she get really nervous she back flip so she decide she has to face her fears. Poopsy ran up to Deatha and closed her eyes she was going to do the unthinkable. She was going to lick the ham.
As her tongue touched the ham dripping from
"If only Grubs was here" she sighed. "Grubs is dead babe" said a bad boy on a motorbike. Poopsy looked up and saw Jeff sitting on a motorbike. He almost looked like grubs in the moonlight except he was taller and his name
"Kinda makes you question your morals
Poopsy flipped her hair as it began to rain, her finger slowly moving down her chin as she purred, "well my dear,
"Physically yes but morally we are the same" grunted Jeff in an ominous and brooding way. "If a skeleton covered in ham had morals it would be a skeleton covered in mcnuggets" Poopsy sighed. "My god!" Jeff spoke, "
"Oh, Poops" smiled Jeff, "hop on to my hoopty". Poopsy jumped onto the back of his motorbike, "what does this thing run on, gas?" she asked. "I guess you could say that" Jeff grinned as he finished a can of beans.
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"Why do I bother?" Deatha sighed as she looked into a mirror, "my plans are brilliant but Poopsy has a special mind, she can analyse these situations and always find a way to defeat me! Her only weakness is her gigantic heart" just then Deatha grinned as she rubbed her fingers together. She put on her pants and coat and did a little jig to the school. It was night so nobody was at school so she snuck in and saw a pile of rocks and a dead body sitting by the front. Deatha walked up to the body before picking it up "We meet again… Grubs!".
Deatha was still the same bully she was when she was Bertha and made fun of the dead body, throwing some rocks at his face for old times.
Deatha shed a tear as she sliced
"Poopsy I always loved you" said Grubs. "And I will always love you Grubs" cried Poopsy as she stroked his curly black hair. Poopsy sighed and looked him in the eyes, he
"Well too bad
"Poopsy,
"This is a bad idea Poops,
Poopsy drove furiously down the road, so fast the Grubs skin was flapping about in the wind. She drove to the school and jumped off whilst the motorbike was still moving before it crashed into the front reception, "looks like schools out!" Poopsy said in a really cool voice but sadly no one was around to hear her. Poopsy bent over and picked up Grubs skinless body which she dressed back into his skin. "Now, where was I?" she smiled before she kissed him once more this time certain he
Poopsy stabbed Bertha with the knife and her ghost screamed as she disappeared from existence. Poopsy entered her body again and got up and looked at Grubs. "Poopsy, you saved me!" he smiled, "yes,
Poopsy sighed as she got up again and walked off into the night. She was back where she started, a lone wolf in this world of sheep. Suddenly a tall man skinny in a suit tapped her on the shoulder, "excuse me
The End… or is it?
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