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It wasn't Gollum though. It was my father. My father. My father, who was drenched in blood, but I saw something more wrong with him than anything else. His eyes were red, and blood was coming down from his eyes, dripping down to his nose. He then shot my calves. I almost died, but then someone came out of the TV. It was Mike Tenay, from the TNA tape.
 
But it wasn't Mike Tenay, He had taped wrists, and tights with stars on them. He looked like an edgy teen20-year-old asshole. He clobbered me to the ground and kneed me. The lil' punk said he'll kick my head in UFC style. I punched him in the balls and he dissolved into blood. I then decided I could not be as good as Mike Tenay, so I went outside and decided to make new friends to become better than Mike Tenay.
 
I went to a local McDonalds and found a blonde who was lookin' good. I decided do come closer to her and ask her out to a date, but then I realised that she wasn't lookin good. She was lookin kinda pale. I stood up and noticed she was dead.
 
But that wasn't a girlwoman. It was me. I am dead.
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