Quest For The Lost Nazi Treasure (PG-13): Difference between revisions

Crawling prone across the leafy ground, I heard a rustling nearby. I knew something was behind me. In one swift movement i did a push-up so hard it propelled me 5ft into the air and I roundhouse kicked the predatory deer's head clean off. "Let's get this done, Ace…Ace..." I whispered to myself noticing the deer had a concealed K-Bar knife.

Walking in the forest I came to a metal hatch in the ground. It required a 3-digit pin. I thought very hard. "3-digits hmmm…hmmm..." i said to myself stroking my eyebrow. I typed in 1-9-4-4 and it opened! Another clue to the treasure was on the bottom of the container. It was a note saying: This ain't Lost m8! You'll have to work harder for the treasure! I Hid the treasure in 1944 to keep it away from the Illuminati! Here's a similar map! You'll find the next clue deep in the rainforest of the Congo! GLHF M8!!! I knew what i had to do. I had to find the treasure my grandfather hid. Even if it takes me around the world.

We got to Kyzyl to find it overrun with feral dogs. A naked man covered in melted cheese came running out of a burning building yelling at us we need to leave. Hans RKO'd him and we said in unison…unison... "Let's get this done, Ace."