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anyway. The father had cried more that the kids before Jeff cut him open.
 
“Fucking"Fucking wuss”wuss" Jeff muttered “Little"Little bitch didn't have any vodka or even beer."
 
Fog began to move in as Jeff made his
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stroke of luck to find a house in synch a remote place Of course the people living there didn't think it was so lucky but Jeff handled that rather messily. Besides red was a good color for the living room and one got used to the smell easily enough.
 
The snapping of a branch nearby caused Jeff to look around.He couldn't see anything in the darkness but there weren’tweren't many people stupid enough to follow him. He pulled out his favorite knife. It was still red from the evening’sevening's entertainment
 
 
“Jane"Jane?" he called playfully “That"That you bitch?"
 
Silence. Jeff strained his eyes to
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thicker. It crept along the ground like a predator stalking a meal.
 
“Slendy"Slendy?" he called next “Ready"Ready for round 2?"
 
Still nothing but Jeff could feel something lurking in the shadows. He strained his ears but couldn't detect any sounds...except... mixed in with the wind he could almost make out a funeral march.
 
<nowiki> </nowiki>“Hey"Hey are you that Rake thing?" he said aloud “Come"Come out you long fingered bastard!"
 
Jeff caught sight of movement to his right. He swung his knife. The blade didn't hit anything but
something strong hit Jeff hard in the head. Jeff staggered back.
 
“Ah"Ah damn”damn" he spat. Looking up Jeff could see who would be his next victim.
 
A tall muscular man dressed all in black, with a wide brimmed hat.
 
“Jeff"Jeff the Killer." the man spoke in a deep voice “Your"Your time has come”come"
 
“You"You think so?" Jeff taunted the man
 
Jeff attacked the man again, he step
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standing over him
 
“You"You have stalked my creatures of the night for too long”long" the man said in his deep voice “now"now you face
the wrath of...the Undertaker”Undertaker"
 
Jeff laughed “You"You fake ass, steroid
using, actor wan..."
 
Jeff was cut off by the man kicking him
in the head.
 
“Does"Does that feel fake boy?"
 
Jeff got to his feet. He charged forward stabbing the man in the stomach.
 
“How"How do you like that?" said Jeff smugly
 
The man responded by slamming his fists
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up to where the knife stuck in his enemy. There was no blood.
 
“I"I play McMahon's game because it
entertains me”me" the man said “Right"Right now, there are some pests that
must laid to rest!"
 
Jeff found himself hoisted onto the
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face just even with the man's knees.
 
“So"So what now?" asked Jeff " you gonna suck my..."
 
The man dropped to his knees driving Jeff's head into the hard ground. Jeff's body went limp, and his
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mattress..
 
“Jeff"Jeff the Killer”Killer" the man said
 
Jeff looked straight to see his enemy
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Jeff's face as he spoke one last time
 
“Rest"Rest...in...Peace.."
 
 
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When he finished filling in the hole. The Undertaker studied his handy work, a freshly filled grave and the
tombstone that read “Jeff"Jeff the Killer”Killer"
 
The Undertaker turned his back on the
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open graves each with a tombstone bearing names like
 
"Slenderman" , "Eyeless Jack", and "Laughing Jack"
“Slenderman” , “Eyeless Jack”, and “Laughing Jack”
 
He would get to them all in time. They would feel the full fury and power of The Undertaker
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