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Raisin Bran is the most evil thing that could ever exist. (view source)
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I walked through the cereal aisle. As I looked for my precious Honey Nut Cheerios, I spotted several others, Frosted Flakes, Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, then I spotted it out of the corner of my eye….. Raisin Bran. I immediately dropped to my knees. It was as if the gates of hell had just opened up. Fire engulfed the area, I heard screams of anguish and torment
The other cereals were burnt cadavers, including my beloved Honey Nut Cheerios. All that stood was that goddamn Raisin Bran. I cried, “WHY DID YOU DO THIS, YOU SICK FUCK?” the Raisin Bran responded, “AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF FIBER!” I cried, it seemed as though all hope was gone. I was gonna be subjected to the 69th circle of hell, by the cereal that no one likes.
I then saw it from out of nowhere, a trash can came flying from the flames. It hit the cursed box of Raisin Bran, obliterating it instantly. A figure then stepped through the flames, my eyes widened when I saw who it was. It was none other than Danny DeVito. He then yelled, "I'M THE TRAAAAASHMAN!" before spitting garbage all over the floor.[[Category:Satire]][[Category:EVIL FOOD]][[Category:BATTELS]][[Category:Memes]]
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