Raisin Bran is the most evil thing that could ever exist.

I walked through the cereal aisle. As I looked for my precious Honey Nut Cheerios, I spotted several others, Frosted Flakes, Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, then I spotted it out of the corner of my eye..... Raisin Bran. I immediately dropped to my knees. It was as if the gates of hell had just opened up. Fire engulfed the area, I heard screams of anguish and torment from the other cereals. It felt like the inferno of Hades was burning off my flesh.

The other cereals were burnt cadavers, including my beloved Honey Nut Cheerios. All that stood was that goddamn Raisin Bran. I cried, "WHY DID YOU DO THIS, YOU SICK FUCK?" the Raisin Bran responded, "AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF FIBER!" I cried, it seemed as though all hope was gone. I was gonna be subjected to the 69th circle of hell, by the cereal that no one likes.

I then saw it from out of nowhere, a trash can came flying from the flames. It hit the cursed box of Raisin Bran, obliterating it instantly. A figure then stepped through the flames, my eyes widened when I saw who it was. It was none other than Danny DeVito, who then yelled, "I'M THE TRAAAAASHMAN!" before spitting garbage all over the floor.

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