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One day, I died… Just kidding, but now I’m going to have some copyright issues. On to the story. Three day, I got a Razer Sabertooth controller. I have a friend name Morgan who gave it to me. He was my best friend, we defeated the Illuminati. Morgan (the only one that matters is Atticus) had children now and we were visiting his house for the day. He was married to Amy. He is 36 and she is in middle school. Ms. Billet had retired and had daily intercourse with Kazu (he’s like 107 now). And I have many children (no fucking shit). I have about 128 kids with Nepgear, 64 with Miku, and 192 with Lucy. That’s 384 kids! But if you read the previous stories, then you’d expect that from me. LOL. Anyways, onto the important details.
My cat, Nigel, was doing something on my carpet. He was stretched out playing with Nepgear’s N-Gear. I picked it up and looked on the main screen. She apparently started a program called, ‘RazerSynapseSetup1-9001.exe.dll.cs.exe.exe.edu.razer.sabertoothcontroller.grandtheftautov.tingtangwallawallabingbang.supercalifragilisticexpialidocus’. I was scared, and almost crapping myself. I did not know where Nepgear was. I called my best friend Morgan, and he came to my house the next second. I was wondering if he was living under my house. Next, Pedobear wearing a horse head was harassing Rom and Ram. They were my younger sisters. WHAT! Plot twist! Does that mean that Blanc is my sister? The world may never… Yeah, she’s my sister. Morgan was making a yearbook with all the people in his grade who died. I snapped him out of just screwing around, and I yelled to him,
No-face from Spirited Away was watching us in the forest. He was holding the manifesto for the train. It was heading for Nunavut Bay. Holy shit! Are we going to meet Jean Bison from Sly 2? The world may never… Spoiler Alert, we are. Morgan, Pedobear, Rom, Ram, No-face, and I packed up to go to Nunavut Bay. We took the trip by plane. In the middle of the flight, we crashed in Nunavut Bay. Jon Stewart was there, and he was watching the train.
We restarted at the beginning, and tried again. This time the Jar Jar cutout didn’t get knocked out, and I snuck in and grabbed Nepgear. I got out of the warehouse. Sniper fire could be heard. Jon apparently shot Uhcakip.exe! So he was down. Cats appeared on a big screen.
We found out that Voldemort was running the operation here. He took my other wife, Miku, and hid her in a room. He tried to torture her like in Grand Theft Auto V. Mr. K was there as well. Voldemort was working with Steve Haines. We apparently knew everything, because No-face has every manifesto of each place. So we headed to Cameron Palace, and we saw Jean Bison. He evacuated Nunavut Bay, because we took Nepgear, and he got kicked out by Sly Cooper.
On the manifesto, it said that Robotnik was the leader of this place. He had my third wife, Lucy from Elfen Lied, and he was holding her up in an oil derrick. Why couldn’t No-face show us the rest of the manifestos. The world may never… He pulls out the last manifesto, and it says that the supreme leader is on the summit of Mount Everest. The supreme leader is Cats. But we had to focus on Robotnik, and getting Lucy back. Point Barrow was a mile away from Cameron Palace. So we took a rental car there. We saw that Robotnik was on his stand, giving orders to his pingas. Sniper fire could be heard, but it didn’t hit Robotnik. Sonic was holding the rifle. Morgan yelled,
We crashed into Mount Everest, and climbed to the top. Jar Jar showed up. He gave me a gun. We barged into his palace.
The End!
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