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<p class="MsoNormal">Very interesting. If you keep this superb storytelling, dear, I won<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">'</span>t have any other option than falling asleep as well.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">Oh wait, let me check<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">...</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">...</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">...</span>yep, scrolled down and doesn<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">'</span>t seem to get better. I<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">'</span>ll get a pillow</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''The next day I woke up at 5:55 am. The strange thing was that I woke up in bed'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''I heard heavy breathing coming up the stairs I turned around and a feeling of dread passed through me as I saw a man with a knife standing in the doorway'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">"...</span>I realized that Jeff the Killer was the one behind it all. <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">–"</span>Curse your phony antivirus, dude!<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">"</span>- I yelled<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">"</span>-</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''I ran as fast as I could but the man grabed me and pulled me up by the collar...he said only this ''''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">"</span>The mind is coming!''''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">"</span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Just then I looked at the clock and it said the time was 5''''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">"</span>55 pm'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">PM? Wasn<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">'</span>t it AM<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">...</span>earlier<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">...</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">...</span>No<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">...</span>are you telling me that you spent at least a few ''hours ''seeing a car plate, falling to the floor and running downstairs?</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">It<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">'</span>s official; this protagonist can<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">'</span>t be helped now</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Then all of a sudden darkness consumed me......'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">Hey, just like any chance of this being an interesting read and/or an interesting log of my thoughts were consumed by the sheer <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">'</span>I give no fucks<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">'</span> feeling that consumed me halfway through this story</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''HAVE A LOOK AT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS PASTA. WHAT DOES IT SAY?'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">Ugh, if I do this last favor will I be allowed to leave? Okay, going to take a look<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">...</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">''00:25, December 15, 2013''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">‎</span> WhyAmIReadingThis (Talk | contribs)''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">‎</span> . . (2,267 bytes) (+2,267)''</p>
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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">***</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">I have to confess I really forgot that I had uploaded this to the Trollpasta Wikia after I deleted it from the Creepypasta Wikia. Seeing my name linked to this dreadful thing was the biggest shock I had this week<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">...</span>so far.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">And was definitely the only high point of the story and this review</p>
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