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<p class="MsoNormal">This is the fifth Deletion Refugee I<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">You<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">***</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Shortest reading ever.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">But what fun would that be, right? Now I<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">'''once you start thinking about it it's in your head... NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE FROM THE MIND!'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Weed will liberate me. Watch me get out of my mind, author.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Late one night I was on the computer trying to find a good and free virus scan program...i found one, it was called ''''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">VERY RELIABLE</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''But then all I remember was falling asleep at the desk.'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Very interesting. If you keep this superb storytelling, dear, I won<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">Oh wait, let me check<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">'''The next day I woke up at 5:55 am. The strange thing was that I woke up in bed'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''just then I started feeling really sick and everything turned black and rotten, I blinked and everything was back to normal.'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Come on, author, throw me a bone. Make this at least laughable. So far it<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">'''I looked at my computer monitor and saw this text with a black background ''''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:'SegoeUI',sans-serif;color:rgb(48,49,49);border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;background-position:initialinitial;background-repeat:initialinitial;">"Error 55555, severity 16, state 1 was raised, but no message with that error number was found in sys.messages. If error is larger than 50000, make sure the user-defined message is added using sp_addmessage."</span>''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:'SegoeUI',sans-serif;color:rgb(48,49,49);border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;background-position:initialinitial;background-repeat:initialinitial;">Google does wonders, man. Use it next time instead of losing your mind</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:'SegoeUI',sans-serif;color:rgb(48,49,49);border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0cm;background-position:initialinitial;background-repeat:initialinitial;">so I thought I probably downloaded some sort of virus with that
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Just then I heard a car pull up at my door, I looked out the window and the number plate was 55555'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">How nice, mine reads <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">'''I heard heavy breathing coming up the stairs I turned around and a feeling of dread passed through me as I saw a man with a knife standing in the doorway'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">'''I ran as fast as I could but the man grabed me and pulled me up by the collar...he said only this ''''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">Hopefully bringing a brain along</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Oh man, the hobo already left, stealing everything and leaving your house empty? So much for an inkling of something exciting happening</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Just then I looked at the clock and it said the time was 5''''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">PM? Wasn<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">It<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">'''I ran upstairs and heard that same heavy breathing. I quickly looked at my computers monitor and saw that my desktop background was a five'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''that heavy breathing turned out to be coming from under my bed I was really scared'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Why are you scared? He was clearly looking for a place to hang out! Who knows what crappy shelters and sucky cardboard boxes he has slept in? He<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">'''so I messaged my friend jeff to see if this was just a dream.'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Jeff: yup what is it?'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
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<p class="MsoNormal">Normal life, what about you?<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Me: phew.'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''jeff: THE MIND HAS GOT YOU!'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">I<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">Also this mind is clearly diseased; I want no mind of yours</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Just then my chair spun round revealing that man I saw before. ''''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">You heard his breathing from under the bed and instead of getting the hell out of there you frolicked around the interwebs talking to a friend. You<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Then all of a sudden darkness consumed me......'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Hey, just like any chance of this being an interesting read and/or an interesting log of my thoughts were consumed by the sheer <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">'''HAVE A LOOK AT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS PASTA. WHAT DOES IT SAY?'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Ugh, if I do this last favor will I be allowed to leave? Okay, going to take a look<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">''00:25, December 15, 2013''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo"></span> WhyAmIReadingThis (Talk | contribs)''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo"></span> . . (2,267 bytes) (+2,267)''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I have to confess I really forgot that I had uploaded this to the Trollpasta Wikia after I deleted it from the Creepypasta Wikia. Seeing my name linked to this dreadful thing was the biggest shock I had this week<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">
<p class="MsoNormal">And was definitely the only high point of the story and this review</p>
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