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<p class="MsoNormal">This is the fifth Deletion Refugee I<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">’'</span>m reading. And what a coincidence! It<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">’'</span>s titled 55555! This wasn<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">’'</span>t planned at all, nope, definitely a coincidence.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">You<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">’'</span>re crazy if you think any other thing</p>
 
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">***</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Shortest reading ever.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">But what fun would that be, right? Now I<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">’'</span>m going to risk death or at least brain cells death and continue ahead.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''once you start thinking about it it's in your head... NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE FROM THE MIND!'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''But then all I remember was falling asleep at the desk.'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">Very interesting. If you keep this superb storytelling, dear, I won<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">’'</span>t have any other option than falling asleep as well.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">Oh wait, let me check<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">…</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">…</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">…</span>yep, scrolled down and doesn<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">’'</span>t seem to get better. I<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">’'</span>ll get a pillow</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''The next day I woke up at 5:55 am. The strange thing was that I woke up in bed'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''just then I started feeling really sick and everything turned black and rotten, I blinked and everything was back to normal.'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">Come on, author, throw me a bone. Make this at least laughable. So far it<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">’'</span>s simply a snoozefest, and in consequence, this reading ends being a snoozefest too.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''I looked at my computer monitor and saw this text with a black background ''''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">"</span>ERROR:55555''''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">"</span> no idea what that was'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Just then I looked at the clock and it said the time was 5''''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">"</span>55 pm'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">PM? Wasn<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">’'</span>t it AM<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">…</span>earlier<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">…</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">…</span>No<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">…</span>are you telling me that you spent at least a few ''hours ''seeing a car plate, falling to the floor and running downstairs?</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">It<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">’'</span>s official; this protagonist can<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">’'</span>t be helped now</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''I ran upstairs and heard that same heavy breathing. I quickly looked at my computers monitor and saw that my desktop background was a five'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''that heavy breathing turned out to be coming from under my bed I was really scared'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">Why are you scared? He was clearly looking for a place to hang out! Who knows what crappy shelters and sucky cardboard boxes he has slept in? He<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">’'</span>s just there under the bed, let him be it isn't like he threatened you with a knife or shouted nonsense to you</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''so I messaged my friend jeff to see if this was just a dream.'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''jeff: THE MIND HAS GOT YOU!'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">I<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">’'</span>ll admit I half-expected this to end in a 666</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">Also this mind is clearly diseased; I want no mind of yours</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Just then my chair spun round revealing that man I saw before. ''''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">"</span>THERE IS NO ESCAPING THE MIND!!''''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">"</span>'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">You heard his breathing from under the bed and instead of getting the hell out of there you frolicked around the interwebs talking to a friend. You<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">’'</span>re the only one to blame, idiot protagonist</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Then all of a sudden darkness consumed me......'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">Hey, just like any chance of this being an interesting read and/or an interesting log of my thoughts were consumed by the sheer <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Arimo">‘</span>I give no fucks<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif";mso-ascii-font-family: Arimo">’'</span> feeling that consumed me halfway through this story</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''HAVE A LOOK AT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS PASTA. WHAT DOES IT SAY?'''</p>
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