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Line 7: <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">School started today. Not much really happened today. Gonna read me some creepypasta when I get home. </span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">So far, nice! ~~Can’t~~Can't say one expect much to happen on ~~one’s~~one's first day back to school. In mine we had to say around eight times in front of the class about what we did in the vacations. It ~~wasn’t~~wasn't a fun thing to listen over and over about some of my friends going to other cities or to amusement parks in other states, since the only thing I did was to be in the Internet for the whole time.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Sorry, got sidetracked on my past. ~~You’re~~You're here to read bad stories and bad reviews so ~~I’ll~~I'll continue and never mention again my life. So ~~let’s~~let's go!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">September 6, 2011 </span>'''</p> Line 15: <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">Today at lunch a really sexy blonde girl came up to me. She asked me for 5 bucks, and I teasingly told her no. We hit it off real well and exchanged numbers</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Cheapskates really turn on ~~women’s~~women's cranks</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">It's only day two and already I'm a stud muffin. This should be good.</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">~~That’s~~That's some self-confidence you have, buddy. One girl asks her for five dollars and this guy thinks ~~he’s~~he's the next Hugh Hefner.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">September 7, 2011 </span>'''</p> Line 25: <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">That same girl from yesterday approached me at lunch. If it concerns any of you, her name is Rachel. </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language: EN-US">She once again asked me for money( this time it was 7 dollars) I once again put my foot down and told her no. God, me and rachel get along so well.</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You have to admit this Rachel is very daring, asking for money to somebody she barely knows! If this ~~didn’t~~didn't have that Slenderman picture up there, one could think that ~~she’s~~she's some kind of gold-digger. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Also that better be some sarcasm, author.</span></p> Line 31: <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I've already made plans to hang out with her tomorrow. Should be fun.</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">"~~I’m~~I'm a stud ~~muffin”~~muffin" "Me and Rachel get along so ~~well”~~well" "~~We’re~~We're going to hang out tomorrow. Should be ~~fun”~~fun"</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Maybe ~~it’s~~it's because my mind goes to dirty conclusions at times, but this is looking like the protagonist is planning to have a bit too much fun with her.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Protagonist, control your hormones and keep that thing in your pants!</span></p> Line 41: <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">Read some creepypasta at school today as a way to kill time during computer class. Read this really good story about a guy and some coin that had this wierd insignia on it. </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language: EN-US">Also mentioned this wierd ass guy who stalks people.</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language: ES-CO">Thank you for the information. Keep padding this ~~story’s~~story's length, please.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language: EN-US">Later met up with Rachel. Turns out she's a connisuer of creepypasta too!</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Connisuer? ~~Don’t~~Don't try to go all fancy on me if you ~~can’t~~can't even write it correctly, author.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">We started shooting the breeze about it and she mentions this creepy picture she saw of an anorexic guy just standing there.</span>'''</p> Line 55: </gallery></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">~~…yeah~~...yeah, not much of a help, Google.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I asked her more about it, but she dodged it like ninjas dodging ninja stars</span>'''</p> Line 65: <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">In middle of school? Oh, you perverted dog.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">~~…right~~...right, maybe ~~I’m~~I'm looking too much into this.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">September 11, 2011 </span>'''</p> Line 71: <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">Todays the 10 year anniversary of 9/11 which if you aske me was set up by some shady folk.</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">"Do you want to see my blurry photos of Bigfoot? You can see part of his back on this one. And Obama is actually an alien doppelganger. Obamacare is an effort to brainwash America. Wake up, people!”"</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Also ~~I’m~~I'm somewhat sure that Al-Qaeda does fit as ~~‘shady~~'shady ~~folk’~~folk', so moot point, author.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Rachel came over and we played Little Big Planet and played this odd level called "Beware of Slenderman" I thought it was alright for a scary level, but Rachel seemed to freak out about it.</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">HEY MOM DO YOU THINK NOW ~~IT’S~~IT'S OBVIOUS ENOUGH THAT THIS IS ABOUT SLENDERMAN HAUNTING RACHEL? </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">After a make out session</span>'''</p> Line 85: <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">she grabbed her things and before leaving asked if I had 15 dollars. </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">(sigh)</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US"> </span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">By now you should see ~~it’s~~it's useless to ask this guy for money, Rachel. This guy is the kind that sleeps with his wallet in his pants and gives pet names to his coins. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">she's a great pal and I love her, but her pleas for cash have to stop.</span>'''</p> Line 93: <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">She's been acting like I crushed her dreams everytime I tell her no even though I have a good amount of money saved in my wallet.</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I bet that after denying it you nonchalantly take out your huge wad of cash from your wallet and wave it on her face, for good measure. "~~You’re~~You're not having any of this, slut. Want to make out again?”"</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">September 13, 2011 </span>'''</p> Line 117: <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">About time she said the S-word!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Rachel, ~~you’re~~you're acting as if the protagonist is the only person with money in the world. Stop your tunnel vision and ask any of the other people around you. Without making out with them, if possible.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">"Relax!" I said" You just need to tell yourself that creepypasta isn't real!" "But I'm being serious" Rachel whined. "Last night, he was at the foot of my bed! I swear.</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">"And that creature from The Rake roams in my backyard while Jeff tries to make me sleep. I swear ~~it’s~~it's all true, I sweeeeeeear!”"</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Whiny, whiny.</span></p> Line 127: <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">"Alright, I tell you what. You can sleep with me in my bed if it-"</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Oh God, my paranoia ~~wasn’t~~wasn't wrong. This was all a big plan to get poor Rachel into the ~~protagonist’s~~protagonist's bed. I bet that ~~‘Tom’~~'Tom' disguised as Slenderman and started threatening Rachel, just to get some sex.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Run, Rachel!</span></p> Line 133: <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Oh thanks Tom!" Rachel said. She then gave me a grateful kiss on the lips.</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">No! I said run! And ~~don’t~~don't look back</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Later that day, she showed up at my place.</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Damn it, ~~she’s~~she's hopeless</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">After meeting my parents, she headed for my room and put her stuff in my closet.</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">This is starting to look more and more like ~~she’s~~she's moving into his bedroom. The parents better not be okay with it</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">"Oh hey, Mom, Dad. ~~She’s~~She's Rachel, my girlfriend. ~~There’s~~There's a situation at her home, so ~~she’s~~she's going to sleep in my bed for a while. Two high school students sharing a bed, hubba hubba!”"</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">September 14, 2011 </span>'''</p> Line 161: <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Around 1 in the morning, I awoke to hearing a strange song. </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Then I saw him.</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">"-~~”Are~~"Are you using protection?”"- my father asked, his face mere inches from my face. He was listening to Michael ~~Jackson’s~~Jackson's Thriller, as well.”"</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Turns out Rachel wasn't shitting me. Slenderman had turned on my radio and was dancing for whatever reason.</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">~~…whaaaaaat~~...whaaaaaat?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Suddenly Slenderman comes and starts dancing.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">~~It’s~~It's official, ~~I’m~~I'm baffled.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Rachel just stood there petrified.</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">"~~…because~~...because Slenderman was one hell of a dancer! -"Wow, ~~didn’t~~didn't know you danced the Macarena so well!”"-”"</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Remembering what she said, I summoned my courage and slowly reached into my wallet for a 20 dollar bill.</span>'''</p> Line 184: <p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Note to everyone, give slenderman 20 dollars if you see him.</span>'''</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="border:none;mso-border-bottom-alt:solid windowtext .75pt; padding:0cm;mso-padding-alt:0cm 0cm 1.0pt 0cm"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You know what would be a fun plan? To scam gullible Creepypasta readers by disguising as Slenderman. ~~I’ll~~I'll add it to my bucket list. Now if other pasta monsters required some money to go ~~away…~~away...</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="border:none;mso-border-bottom-alt:solid windowtext .75pt; padding:0cm;mso-padding-alt:0cm 0cm 1.0pt 0cm"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">-------------------</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Eh, in all honesty, the story itself ~~wasn’t~~wasn't completely terrible. In fact, leaving aside all the M-rated subtext and Slenderman randomly dancing, this could pass as a readable story. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Now ~~I’ll~~I'll go read something completely innocent and clean. The world knows I need it.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US"> </span></p> Line 204: [[Category:MOTHER OF FUCK THIS PAGE IS LONG LIKE MY PAINIS]] [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Look ma, it's one of those creepypasta characters!]] ~~<comments />~~ {{Comments}}