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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">…yeah...yeah, not much of a help, Google.</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I asked her more about it, but she dodged it like ninjas dodging ninja stars</span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">In middle of school? Oh, you perverted dog.</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">…right...right, maybe I'm looking too much into this.</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">September 11, 2011 </span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Turns out Rachel wasn't shitting me. Slenderman had turned on my radio and was dancing for whatever reason.</span>'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">…whaaaaaat...whaaaaaat?</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Suddenly Slenderman comes and starts dancing.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Rachel just stood there petrified.</span>'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">"…because...because Slenderman was one hell of a dancer! -"Wow, didn't know you danced the Macarena so well!"-"</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Remembering what she said, I summoned my courage and slowly reached into my wallet for a 20 dollar bill.</span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Note to everyone, give slenderman 20 dollars if you see him.</span>'''</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="border:none;mso-border-bottom-alt:solid windowtext .75pt; padding:0cm;mso-padding-alt:0cm 0cm 1.0pt 0cm"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You know what would be a fun plan? To scam gullible Creepypasta readers by disguising as Slenderman. I'll add it to my bucket list. Now if other pasta monsters required some money to go away…away...</span></p>
 
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