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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I've already made plans to hang out with her tomorrow. Should be fun.</span>'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“I’m"I’m a stud muffin” “Me"Me and Rachel get along so well” “We’re"We’re going to hang out tomorrow. Should be fun”</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Maybe it’s because my mind goes to dirty conclusions at times, but this is looking like the protagonist is planning to have a bit too much fun with her.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">Todays the 10 year anniversary of 9/11 which if you aske me was set up by some shady folk.</span>'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Do"Do you want to see my blurry photos of Bigfoot? You can see part of his back on this one. And Obama is actually an alien doppelganger. Obamacare is an effort to brainwash America. Wake up, people!”</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Also I’m somewhat sure that Al-Qaeda does fit as ‘shady folk’, so moot point, author.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">She's been acting like I crushed her dreams everytime I tell her no even though I have a good amount of money saved in my wallet.</span>'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I bet that after denying it you nonchalantly take out your huge wad of cash from your wallet and wave it on her face, for good measure. “You’re"You’re not having any of this, slut. Want to make out again?”</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">September 13, 2011 </span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">"Relax!" I said" You just need to tell yourself that creepypasta isn't real!" "But I'm being serious" Rachel whined. "Last night, he was at the foot of my bed! I swear.</span>'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“And"And that creature from The Rake roams in my backyard while Jeff tries to make me sleep. I swear it’s all true, I sweeeeeeear!”</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Whiny, whiny.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">This is starting to look more and more like she’s moving into his bedroom. The parents better not be okay with it</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Oh"Oh hey, Mom, Dad. She’s Rachel, my girlfriend. There’s a situation at her home, so she’s going to sleep in my bed for a while. Two high school students sharing a bed, hubba hubba!”</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">September 14, 2011 </span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Around 1 in the morning, I awoke to hearing a strange song. </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Then I saw him.</span>'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“"-”Are you using protection?”- my father asked, his face mere inches from my face. He was listening to Michael Jackson’s Thriller, as well.”</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Turns out Rachel wasn't shitting me. Slenderman had turned on my radio and was dancing for whatever reason.</span>'''</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Rachel just stood there petrified.</span>'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“…because"…because Slenderman was one hell of a dancer! -“Wow"Wow, didn’t know you danced the Macarena so well!”-”</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Remembering what she said, I summoned my courage and slowly reached into my wallet for a 20 dollar bill.</span>'''</p>
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