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I am a real internet junkie, sometimes I spend 8 hours a day on YouTube, Steam and Tumblr.  It isn't good for me I know but, what can I say?  However... I spend less time on the internet now, every since I discovered a tumblr user named "real-gif".
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She was a new user on tumblr when I discovered her; one of my friends told me about her following him, so I decided to check her blog out.  Her avatar was The Scout from TF2's face spazzed out, just like a glitch.  In her description it said:
 
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What the hell?!  I was so freaked out by it!  I slammed my laptop and threw it halfway across the room, getting so mad and angry!  I went into bed, holding my ass after the thought of thet penetration.
 
Next day, I was walking to school.  I calmed down a bit after last night, realising that the gif of me was probably just either me going crazy or just another guy who looked like me.  As I went to cross the road, a seagull swooped down to grab a fry that someone had dropped.  The next second, a large car came racing, crushing the seagull, just like that gif!  It was awful, I was disgusted, as the blood hit off my uniform!  I ran across the street, panting with fear and shock... when the large car turned and drove after me.  The driver threw a brick at me, boom... darkness.  I was completleycompletely out.  
 
When I woke up, I was in a dark room, with bloody walls.  On the walls, the words "You're fucked" was in blood.  I was tied up and covered in blood.
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Two years later of painful love, I write this on my netbook she gave me for Christmas, hoping someone will see this.  If you do, please beware, do NOT go on realgif's tumblr blog, or you will become a sex slave.  I must go now, master wants me to try her new recipe of milk.
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