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In 2011, my friend and I decided to start making video games. I had always loved programing and my friend was a good artist. We made a game called "Jump to the Death". It was a pretty bad game, but back then we thought it was a masterpiece. Therefore we decided to post it to the internet. We made a website called "
In 2012 someone finally bought the game! It was only $4, but my friend and I were insanely happy! The guy who had bought the games email address was "Realtext@Gmail.com". We send the game and received the money. Three months after Realtext had bought the game, we got an email. It was from Realtext. He/she wrote:
''Dear ExplodingBananNa, I played your game and something was very
''ng. He is going for you. Change your name. Fast! ~Realtext, the Grammarnazi''
We thought it was a joke of course. Our name was misspelled and Realtext called himself a "Grammarnazi". We did get just a tiny bit scared though. We were not very old after all. We just kept on making games. On December 21st 2013, we had five games on our site. All of them had a decent amount of downloads (they were free), but Jump to the Death had still only been bought once. This day we received another mail from Realtext:
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''Dear ExplodingBananNa He is angry. Joes Dragon Rescue made him mad. The intro is not right. Change it. Or face the consequences. You have been warned. ~Realtext, the Grammarnazi''
We got really confused by the mail. We both had almost forgotten about Realtext. Joe's Dragon Rescue was our most popular game. It had almost one hundred downloads. The intro was a simple slideshow of pictures with text showing the simple story. We did not want to change the intro and even if we did, it was not possible. We had lost the source file. My friend thought it maybe had something to do with the grammar in the intro. The intro was very poorly written. We are both not very good at English. That
was probably it. Realtext was just joking again. It was just still weird. We decided to search for Realtext on Google.
The only thing we found was his YouTube channel. The channel icon was a red "R" inside of a golden rectangle. The channel banner had his logo, with the text "Eliminate grammar misuse" written above it and the text "For a better world" written below. My friend and I thought it was kind of creepy, but we decided to look at the channel description. It said:
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''Q: Why should we eliminate grammar misuse?''
[[File:Realtext.avi|thumb|right|335 px|The Q&A video that was on Realtext's Youtube Channel]]
''A: The internet is corrupt. No one is safe. Our language is being destroyed.''
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We contacted a policeman and told him about our situation. He told us they had not received our call. We were all shaking. He contacted some other policemen. They promised to investigate our house. Thirty minutes later, the policemen came back. The only suspicious thing they had seen, was the broken window. Nothing weird was in the house. The policemen let us sleep in the station, because we were too scared to go back at night.
The next day the policemen drove us back to our house. We got our window repaired and everything was normal. Our keys and dad's gun were back. My friend and I turned on my PC and changed our website from "
Just to be safe.
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