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Line 3: R.I.P. in peace]] K, let me start off by saying that I am a HUGE CoD fanboy! I am a ~~college~~COLEG student at ''Detroit’s Interracial College (for) Kids.'' Now i’m going to tell you the events I witnessed known as Red Monday! Last Thursday I was fucking around with my friends, Reggie Fils-Aime and some other unimportant people. Then I saw this weird looking Call of Duty (which I'm a fan of btw) game sticking out of the trash can near my house. It said ''Call of Duty: Modded WarFail 3: Wrath of Gabe Newell: Resurrection: Erection: STD Infection: In Your Pelvic Section: The Movie: The Game: HD''. I got a nostalgic boner when ( WITCH I THEN DECIDED TO SUCK)I ~~saw~~SAW this and decided to invite my friends to my house to play it, but then I realised that I don’t have any friends. I ran home and aggressively rammed the game into my E-Z Cracker. I sat down to play the game but a message popped up like a skeleton and said: “Warning, this game may or may not ruin your life and it may or may not set off a nuclear bomb and this warning message may or may not be legit. Do you want to continue?” I pick yes but that introduction tho, it was wickity wack!!! It showed Fails from the Sanic series and Lucario getting >raped by Anon (can someone make this happen?) for exactly 14 seconds, 53 milliseconds, and 38 microseconds, this only bothered me because it ended. On the main menu there was 3 options: boring campaign, repetitive co-op, and unbalanced multiplayer. I could’ve chose the multiplayer but that required originality, so I did the campaign. When I did a #spooky picture popped up.

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