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Redstone is Notches blood. Yes. But it isn't just Notches blood it's SENTIENT BLOOD! ACTUALLY IT IS PARASITIC SENTIENT BLOOD! You know, you mine the redstone, it breaks into many redstone. These redstone are in there first stage of evolution. They redstone find host (which is stone) and latch on to stone and reproduce. Then Notch spawn (you) mine it, and the process start over again. Guys. We need to stop using redstone. Soon it will turn on is. Soon it will overtake us, ending the age of humans in Minecraft. Right now redstone is everywhere. Any moment now they could turn on us. I'm scared even as i type this that they might get me. They wont let me puplish this omg i nede to go fast it s coming for em sdawsdawPUPLISJ

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