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Then just as Leon was about to die the toilet duck appeared on the scene in a massive sink which had legs for some reason. The bath picked Leon up, and Duck rode with him into the sunset. They crash landed outside the house where you meet Luis Sera for the first time, and Leon and Duck bid themselves an emotional goodbye despite only knowing each other for like five and a half seconds. Never the less, the scene was so emotional that it actually made me sob to the point of filling my entire room up with water. I could however breath under water so there was no real problem there I suppose.
 
Leon made his way over to the cupboard, and opened it. Luis fell onto the floor, and the cutscene played until... "perfect…perfect... the Big Cheese." Luis said as a big block of cheese with big muscly legs appeared on the scene. Leon eyes turned into blocks of cheese, and he attempted to eat the big cheese only to get knocked out by the radical moves of Michael Buble and his personal assistant Father Jessop who had a real hard on for my local Bishop.
 
Suddenly, the game did a major time skip, and skipped all the way up to chapter 3-1 where you are confronted by Ramon Salazar in the main lobby of the castle. Salazar looked even older than usual, and looked like he all needed was a bag of chips like Ollie the cat once did all those years ago when phones were orange, and my ass was steaming like a clam. Sorry I meant hams because that's what I call hamburgers. (A/N: this story is really weird isn't it? Don't worry you're doing really well! I'm so proud of you dear reader:))