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Are you sitting comfortably? Good, then I will begin story the story.
It was a nice summer day. A young girl who went by the name of QueenCreeps was walking outside. On her quest to find the fabled Lum-O-Lotion for her skin, today she had set her targets on the Haberdashey shop, disregarding all common sense considering
It was a bespectacled man standing next to a tombstone, sobbing softly. After the part where QueenCreeps approached the man, she asked, "What wrong?"
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The man turned to look at her with tears in his eyes.
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QueenCreeps looked at the tombstone. Engraved on it were the words:
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''Here lies Toby Mitchell, also known as Shadowwolfx500. May he always be remembered for his constant throat laughs and his dopey face.''
The man introduced himself as Jacob and began to tell QueenCreeps about the incident that occurred the previous day, despite the fact that the two had only just met. It had all started when Jacob, Toby and their other friend Matt, were recording for their web-series, Bad Creepypasta. They had decided to invite
QueenCreeps patted Jacob on the head and gave him a yam to comfort him. Grateful at this kind gesture, Jacob offered to accompany her on her shopping journey. QueenCreeps accepted and they went to Haberdashey together. When they
At four hours to midnight, the doorbell sounded but Matt
‘''Tonight
When QueenCreeps looked up again, Squidward had disappeared. Thinking that he could have escaped through the window, she opened it and dropped down. But to her worst luck, she had forgotten that today was Tuesday when the concrete is replaced by pastry. She landed on the pastry and bounced back up into the loo with a loud thud. Jacob, thinking that Alexo had finally arrived to deliver the Ultimate Pasta 2: Electric Boogaloo, sprinted towards the loo and busted in. QueenCreeps was quick to show Jacob the note, and he decided that they should return to the graveyard.
"No Jacob!" QueenCreeps protested. "We
"Well I may be crazy," replied Jacob. "But I think
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"No, because emulators are for emulamers!" Jacob scowled as he went to acquire the guns he had bought earlier. Matt sighed and rushed to the cupboards and filled his arms with crumpets, scones, and beer. When they had finished preparing, the three of them jumped onto a 9 foot skateboard and sped off towards the graveyard.
A few shark-whacking moments later, they had arrived. Dropping their keys in a nearby bowl, everyone made their way towards
"So, you've arrived," said Jeff in a rippling old voice. QueenCreeps stopped liking
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Jeff laughed a horrendous laugh and stated, "I
"But…why? We
"Why?" said Jeff. "Because Sega sucks. And now I shall summon my ultimate weapon!"
Jeff reached into his pocket and pulled out a McDonalds Quarter Pounder Bwurga with cheese. He dropped it into a hole that had been dug in
nd reached out of the hole. Followed by another, and then followed by a tall and lean creäture. The three gasped at the horror laid before them. Toby had emerged from his own grave, with his skin turned white and his hair and apparently the rest of his clothes singed black. He looked like some sort of goth punk rocker
Refusing to believe the bamboozling sight, Jacob shouted, "What are you?! REALLY?!"
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"The Tobeast?" said Matt.
"No…I-I mean yes…I-I mean…fuck off, Matt, you cunt!" Toby (or the Tobeast?) spat. "Now where was I? …oh yeah, Jeff the
With these words, he pulled out a plastic fork and threw it with his bear hands. The fork struck Matt and his right leg popped off.
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The sun and a new chapter rises. This, my fellow readers, is part two of the thrilling tale.
After Jacob had a flashback of the previous events and dreamt about
"Well well well!" Jacob heard a voice coming from behind him. "Looks like
Before he could turn to see who it was, the Beatles soundtrack began to play as a bunch of people ran in front of Jacob and made swaggy poses. Jeff and Tobeast were in the mix, accompanied by Squidward, Big Jane Lebowsky, Pasta Jack, the Media Giant and of all people, Alexo.
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"Alexo?!" Jacob gasped. "How could you betray me, you wanker?! You should have your arse back home writing the Ultimate Pasta 2: Electric Boogaloo!"
Alexo rolled his eyes. "
They all flashed their stickers at Jacob, which all said ''Bottle Rocket Club'' on them.
"Welcome to the Meet and Fuck: ISIS Training Camp, Jacob," said Jeff. "Now since
Jacob glared coldly at them and said, "You
"Oh no, Jacob," Tobeast smirked. "We know full well there is one more thing, something even more dreadful, that you have yet to have grown a pair and faced."
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Before Jacob could ask what it was, Pasta Jack grabbed a computer and set it in front of Jacob. Creepypasta Wiki was open on the computer with a story entitled "Cupcakes".
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"NO PLEASE!" he desperately begged. "I
Anyhoozel, you may remember that Matt and QueenCreeps were still alive and had managed to escape Jeff and Tobeast. Now they were back at the house. QueenCreeps had taken Matt to a hospital, but Dr. Ravenhill Cuckoo Esquire, donning 3D glasses and chewing tobacco, had sent them home within minutes of arriving, telling him that his leg just needed resting.
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"So what do we do now?" Matt asked, resting his feet (or foot, I suppose). "Should we call the police?"
"Fuck the police!" replied QueenCreeps as she paced around the room, balancing a orange on her head because shut up. "We need to track them down and attack them ourselves.
"Hang on then," said Matt. "
At this statement, QueenCreeps looked at Matt with her face mirroring that of zombie Pikachu. Because Matt and his friends could never take zombie Pikachu seriously, he just burst out laughing at her. She stormed out, vowing that one day she would one day chuck the contents of a thing of bleach on him. She never came back. After a few minutes she came back, dragging the chuckling Matt out of the house.
Back at the ISIS Training Camp, Jacob was currently the equivalent of a crossover between a Joker reject and Eyeless Jack. His eyes were now gone and his ears had been cut off. In case you
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"Oh
Before Jacob could scream in protest once again, Tobeast pressed the record button on the computer and started to talk.
"Hello and welcome to a new edition of Bad Creepypasta. Unfortunately Jacob has contracted MML and has decided to let me take over. Matt cannot be with us today as a lifeguard mistook him for a beached whale and threw him into the sea. Back to the point, today
Suddenly a high-pitched noise could be heard, making the power go out and smashing the glass of the computer. The cheap £4 fire
The door swung open and QueenCreeps busted in, screaming, "Oh yeeeah!", brandishing a gun. Matt hippedy-hopped his way in behind her, but the two
"Nobody interrupts, or guts will fly!" she declared.
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"One word: ''Google''," said QueenCreeps. "Now let Jacob go!"
"Not on your nelly!" said Big Jane Lebowsky. She pulled a dagger out and threw it. It pierced
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That left Jeff and Tobeast, but what could she and her companions do with Jeff being so OP? Fortunately, Matt has managed to give her the special magic words in case a emergency popped up. She pulled out her wand, pointed it at Jacob, and shouted…
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In an instant,
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Toby accepted the power and his shimmering blond hair returned. When the minute stopped, Toby and Matt began to make out.
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