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{{note|So I was gonna finish this and submit it before my birthday, but Bethesda held a gun to my head and made me play Skyrim for 8 days straight. So fuck it, I submit it naow.}}
So anyways, I decided to organize a party with all my friends for my birthday. So I rented a spot at the local bowling alley, ordered a big-ass ice cream cake (coincidentally shaped like a giant ass), and got a dozen pizzas from Pizza Hut. Only problem is no one came. It then occurred to me that I never invited any of my friends because I didn't have any friends. #FrownyFaic:(
After crying my eyes out and masturbating (at the same time, of course), I then decided to go trick-or-treating for my birthday. Granted my birthday was a week before Halloween, but I didn't care. The world owed me something,
So I rummaged through my closet for my skimpy nurse outfit, only realizing after 10 minutes that it was disintegrated when Burning Torrent and I went to that Dethklok concert (thanks a lot, by the way, BT). Stumbling into the dining room table, I fell to the ground and was buried underneath all the uneaten pizza. The unusual combination of mushrooms, pepperoni, chicken, and gummi bears forced a change in my DNA cellular structure, and I was instantly transformed into Pizza Man!</span></p>
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"Yeah yeah whatever, just gimme some candy."
She grabbed an orange prescription bottle filled with unidentified pills and tossed them into my bag (uh-huh-huh-huh-huh,
"No deary, those are Prune Flavored Old Lady Candies. They've been my favorite since I was a child. Why, back in the 40's-"
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A regrettable decision on my part.
It was only after the bus stopped in a dark alley that I noticed the lyrics to the music:
"Jump into my
Get aboard the
Come on get in the
I don't have all fucking day-ay.
Get into my
Climb into the
Come on get in the
Get in the
The old man climbed into the bus and ripped his face off, revealing a demonically possessed Michael Jackson.
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And then the portal to Hell closed and all the demon's dieded. Lazy Game Reviewer descended from the heavens and said unto me, "Good job, you're winner! Let's have a party!"
Dale Gribble said, "How about a fun filled day at Six Flags? We can ride the roller coasters and give
So the five of us got back in the bus and drove to Six Flags Detroit. Only the park wasn't open because it was October and the season was over.
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"This reminds me of that movie, National Lampoon's Vacation." LGR said.
"Don't worry guise, I got this." John Romero opened his laptop and hacked into the Six Flags mainframe
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