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Line 1: {{note\|So I was gonna finish this and submit it before my birthday, but Bethesda held a gun to my head and made me play Skyrim for 8 days straight. So fuck it, I submit it naow.}} >Hooray, my birthday's here. A fantastic time where I get money and stuff for doing absolutely nothing. And on top of that Halloween's right around the corner, so I can get free candy too. Wait a sec, if I was born in October, that means I was conceived somewhere around Valentine's Day. God dammit, I'm a Valentine's Day baby! Jesusshitfuckassbastardmeatcrob So anyways, I decided to organize a party with all my friends for my birthday. So I rented a spot at the local bowling alley, ordered a big-ass ice cream cake (coincidentally shaped like a giant ass), and got a dozen pizzas from Pizza Hut. Only problem is no one came. It then occurred to me that I never invited any of my friends because I didn't have any friends. #FrownyFaic:( Line 54: A regrettable decision on my part. ~~[[File:Six flags dance -10 hours-\|thumb\|330x330px\|Teh Rape Bus Theme.]]~~ It was only after the bus stopped in a dark alley that I noticed the lyrics to the music: "Jump into my ~~rape~~fuck bus. Get aboard the ~~rape~~fuck bus. Come on get in the ~~rape~~fuck bus. I don't have all fucking day-ay. Get into my ~~rape~~fuck bus. Climb into the ~~rape~~fuck bus. Come on get in the ~~rape~~fuck bus. Get in the ~~rape~~fuck bus now. The old man climbed into the bus and ripped his face off, revealing a demonically possessed Michael Jackson. Line 106: "Don't worry guise, I got this." John Romero opened his laptop and hacked into the Six Flags mainframe 'cause he's a 1337 super-hacker. So we rode the rides and gave the cameras the finger 'cause fuck da police. [[Category:Trollpasta]] ~~De Enn.~~ ~~== About Teh Author ==~~ ~~I'm just an asshole.~~ [[Category:DIALOGUE!]] [[Category:~~Trollpasta~~Memes]] [[Category:Holidays]] [[Category:Demins and Debbils]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] {{Comments}}