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{{note|So I was gonna finish this and submit it before my birthday, but Bethesda held a gun to my head and made me play Skyrim for 8 days straight. So fuck it, I submit it naow.}}
 
>Hooray, my birthday's here. A fantastic time where I get money and stuff for doing absolutely nothing. And on top of that Halloween's right around the corner, so I can get free candy too. Wait a sec, if I was born in October, that means I was conceived somewhere around Valentine's Day. God dammit, I'm a Valentine's Day baby! Jesusshitfuckassbastardmeatcrob
 
So anyways, I decided to organize a party with all my friends for my birthday. So I rented a spot at the local bowling alley, ordered a big-ass ice cream cake (coincidentally shaped like a giant ass), and got a dozen pizzas from Pizza Hut. Only problem is no one came. It then occurred to me that I never invited any of my friends because I didn't have any friends. #FrownyFaic:(
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