Ritual of the Morons: Difference between revisions

#When you get back, go to bed instantly. Once you do, you will instantly find that it is night. You will then see Jeff the Killer holding a knife to your face saying "Go to sleep." If you try, you will instantly fall asleep, and in the morning wake up with no memory of this ritual. If you do not go to sleep for ten seconds, Jeff the Killer will reveal to be Jesus in a costume. He will say "Congratulations, you have wasted your time!" and send you to sleep with no memory of what just happened. But when you wake up, you will find a notepad saying "Stop wasting your time attempting all these rituals. This is the only one that actually works."

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