Roman Anuses

Friends, Romans, and Countrymen.

Being your local anus, I shall spew out crap non-stop.

And, being a Roman anus, I shall spew forth ROMAN crap!

Romans: For the Anus!!

Gauls: Dear, the Romans are coming!

Goths: Om nom nom nom

Huns: What. The. Fuck. Is. Going. On.

Romans: Chaaarge in the name of the GLOURIOUS Roman Anus, Julius Caesar!

Briton Tribes: Tear down the fuckin' wall, the Anuses are coming!

Germanic Peoples: Liebe! Achtung!

Chinese: *continues eating rice*

Romans: In the name of Julius Caesar, kill them all! FOR THE ANUS.