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(Created page with "{{NSFW}} I had just moved in to my freshman dorm with my best bro of like 6 years. We were fucking cool as fuck! Party every day and slaying ass all night. We've double donged many a lucky broad in our time as bros. "Chinese finger cuffs" all day, bitches! Anyway, where was I? Oh, right: we moved in. So this dickhead RA comes to greet us with bullshit like "no smoking buds, no drinking til you pass out, no loud partying." We're like whatever bro. Lick our stinky meat p...")
 
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I had just moved in to my freshman dorm with my best bro of like 6 years. We were 19 and fucking cool as fuck! Party every day and slaying ass all night. We've double donged many a lucky broad in our time as bros. "Chinese finger cuffs" all day, bitches!
 
Anyway, where was I? Oh, right: we moved in. So this dickhead RA comes to greet us with bullshit like "no smoking buds, no drinking til you pass out, no loud partying." We're like whatever bro. Lick our stinky meat poles. But then this asshole brings up some crazy shit: he's like "you bros are in the "Diarrhea Room" this year."