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I have fond memories of enjoying Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer when I was of the young age of 31 living in Spaghetti, Italy. At this time, I didn't speak much Burger Talk (or English for the
The day was December 32nd in the year XXXX because that was trendy to do at the time when you couldn't think of a good year. I was sitting on my Rudolf-styled couch, masturbating to Rudolf porn and Rudolf X Santa fanfics (this was easy for me, since I had 2 penises.)
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I clicked the link and a download file appeared on my screen. It read "RudolfTheBrownNosedReindeer.exe.dll.jpg.gif" which was exactly 911MB (totally not meaningful for any plot points in this pasta, because fuck effort.)
I downloaded the file and a video popped up that was exactly 3.14159265 35897932384626433832795028841971693993751 minutes long. I clenched my anus with joy.
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The ending duration of the video was Santa rubbing his dick on Rudolf's shitty face and Rudolf masturbating.
I stood from my chair and saw a leaky, brown substance in my chair. I shrieked. It was shit. The video had obviously effected my real life, confirming the illuminati and their satanic cabal. My first reaction was to contact TheVigilentChristian and apologize for thinking he was a complete fucking
And now I'm here. Snorting my Rudolf cocain and writing this totally true, totally spoopy and original story. I MEAN NOT STORY TOTALLY SUPE TRUE PLZ EMAIL ME AND ASK ME IF IT'S TRUE AT SexMeRudolf@hotmail.com.
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