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(Created page with "== Run Escape: Drainletics == Hello, my name's Derek, otherwise known as 'Prolong'. I've been a fan of Run Escape since I was a -9-month year old in a ballsack. I'm not sure why this medieval cookie-clicker always appeals to me, as if something primordial always lurked behind it. I presumed this was a bug and kept playing. I'm currently 33-years old, and I've even been invited Run-Fests, since I create content about the game in YouPoop.com with my hit series 'Drainletic...") |
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Hello, my name's Derek, otherwise known as 'Prolong'. I've been a fan of Run Escape since I was a minus-9-month
▲Hello, my name's Derek, otherwise known as 'Prolong'. I've been a fan of Run Escape since I was a -9-month year old in a ballsack. I'm not sure why this medieval cookie-clicker always appeals to me, as if something primordial always lurked behind it. I presumed this was a bug and kept playing. I'm currently 33-years old, and I've even been invited Run-Fests, since I create content about the game in YouPoop.com with my hit series 'Drainletics'.
This game may have had some questionable updates, it may even have done my mum and dud at the same time, but I still loved the game regardless. With my Hypercam Unregistered Trademark 2, I began to make another bajillionth hour episode for my content series. Of course, I took the liberties to accept every sponsorship to support my derangemen- I mean love for this game. I may have even.. Touched myself. I presumed it was a bug though, and kept recording the episode.
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