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"Whaaat's up my gaymers, my name's Prolong, and today we're making the neinty-neinth episode of Drainletics about focusing the progress on clicking this random hyper-realistic pixel to gain about 69XP per hour, for about 2147 hours, divided by 73, plus 7700 dollars and 64 cents." I said with the same enthusiastic tone, with the hint of regret for wasting years of my life. As is anybody else dumb- Motivated and brilliant players encouraged enough to become 'special' for this clearly healthy lifestyle, like my mum used to say to me.
''"We're also going to totally not make up some arbitrary goal, of arbitrary narrative of this arbitrary 1347-year old video game for the PS3, in which those arbitrary primordial game developers clearly did not arbitrarily intent to play."''
After sitting at my computer for about 168 hours a week, and occasionally letting my granny out of her cage to make """progress""", making sure to record each and every pixel for the series, I was ready to hit upload. After waiting billion years with exporting, editing and getting: ''Retreat: Light Losers'' sponsorship, I felt another rush of dopamine. But more importantly, I received another check from Jamflex, along with the other sponsorship payments.
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