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Then I looked up at the computer and instead of spawning in Lumbridge like I usually do, I spawned in a place titled "The Nether". I was totally surprised and scared out of my mind. I turn my camera only to see zombified half-wolf half-human things approaching me saying "Yo foolz wantz a cheezburgars?" Instead of clawing my face in half like I thought they would, they instead surrounded me and took turns foundling my greasy, fat ass. Before I could figure out what they were doing (I never learned about sex because I'm Jehovah's Witness and I play rs all day) they pulled my pants down and started to penetrate me in ways I didn't think were possible. It was kinda hot now that I think about it, but that's besides the point. After getting jizzed on by the pack of wolves, I started to like this place called The Nether.
 
In the distance noticed a speck of orange, I said to myself "Maybe a new color party hat or a rare yugioh card!" I ran as fast as I could for 37 seconds but then I got tired, so I decided to walk. As I approached the orange speck more closely I noticed it was in fact a young, austisticgoofy looking boy. He greeted me saying, "Helloz im austins, when is clanz citadeeelz update?" I was confused by his rather random question so I answered "I don't know." He then replied, "Ok so how are yo... when is the clan citadel update?" I exclaimed, "I DON'T KNOW!!!!" He answered, "You don't have to be a di...How how much dung xp will I get if im 67 dung with a bot?"
 
This convo continued for a few more minutes until i felt the need to leave this austistic, fat ginger. However, when I tried to walk away my legs were chained to the floor and he laughed, "Hehe you won't escape from m.... when do we get to mine in the citadel?" And to this day I am stuck with this retarded ginger who pretends to smoke weed and have a girlfriend..... FUCK YOU JESSE! -Chess Moon
 
 
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