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So one night I am in a fleebag motel, hoping no monsters find me, and me and Suzy are having our nightly cuddle party. And by ‘cuddle party’ I mean we are snuggling watching Chernobyl on HBO, when I hear a monster outside the door.
 
{{*}}''knock knock knock''*
 
“Room service,” the monster yells.