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Line 1: Ok so there was this heterosexual american republican good ol boy from america and he was convicted of a crime he didn't commit. as punishment, he was locked in a room and had to smoke a bunch of that hippy crap they call marijuana. GUESS WAHT THERE WAS A GUY ADN IT HE WAS A RELIGIOUS AND HE WAS COMVINCTED OF KILING A GUY WHEN HE REALYL DIDNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO HE WAS FRCED TO SMOKE 8000 HOLE MARIJUANAS UNTIL HE TURNED INTO A HIPY! TEHE PEOPLE HOLDING HIM NIN JAIL GAVE HIM A KNIFE TO CUT THE BLUNTS UP SO HE COUDL MSOKE THEM EASIER BU THAF WAYTHROUGH HE TOOK AWAY THE KNIFE!!!!! THE RLEGLGIOUS GY CONVINCET HIMSELF THAT THE BOLUNTS WERE CIGARETS AND HE WAS SJOKING SIGARETES BUT HE SMOEKD THEM AND HE GOT A COMPLUSION TO HUG TREES AND THE THOUGHT HURT HIS BRANE SO MUCH THAT HE PURKED BLOD! THEN HE REALIZED THAT THERE WAS A GIGANTIC BLUNT HE HADNT SMOKED AND HE SAID They had a massive brick of it (Marijuana comes in bricks trust me I am an expert). and they gave him a sledgehammer. The man was worried about smoking the weed because he might turn into a liberal hippy treehugger. So he pretended the weed was Russian flags and when he was lighting the joint up he was burning it. He lit up the first joint and felt the smoke come into his nose. Suddenly he screamed in pain as he had a desire to eat something that wasn't steak. Hippy gumbo poured from his mouth and eyes. Somehow, he managed to toss the joint from his mouth. ~~THATS NO CIGARET~~ He looked at the massive brick he had to smoke. They took away the paper he was using to roll the blunts up at this point. "This there joint aint a joint. Its wunna dem fuggin commie flags nd am burnin it n gonna save Russia give m all the freedums", he said to himself as he stood over the brick, holding his lighter. He had to burn the entire thing all at once. As the massive wall of smoke engulfed his face, burning off his "NOBAMA" mark tattooed on his forehead, he suddenly grew long hair and could only say "Save the whales, save the whales". His skin was replaced with hemp and his bones became tofu. When it was finally over, the man took a deep breath of relif, and looked at what remained to be burned. Turns out half of the hemp was wet. He had to burn it again. All he could do was stare at the brick, and quietly said to himself, "That's no russian flag." {{by-user\|Sack of Nuts‎}} [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY]] [[Category:~~ALL~~Pages ~~CAPS~~with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] [[Category:WHAT A TWIST!]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]]