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GUYS HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK ONE DAYFRIDAY ON 69CHAN4CHAN THE OP OF A CREEPYPASTA THREAD WAS ALL ALONE INON HIS THREAD ON /x/, BUTWHEN THENSUDDENLY A SCARY LITTLE GIRL WITH BLACK HOLESBOTTLE NIPPLES AS EYES POPPED UP ON HIS COMPUTER SCREEN! AND SO HE POSTED "FUCK ME" AND IRL HE YELLED "FUCK ME", BECAUSEAND HEIN GOTTHE SOSAME SCAREDTIME HESHOCK SHITMADE HIM SHOOT POOP (ENOUGH TO FILL HIS PANTSUNDERWARE) IN HIS SUIT AND THEN HE WIPED ITLUMPS OF HOT BROWN SHUT ALL OVER HIS BRAND NEW COMPUTER SCREEN. BUT HE HAD TO GO TO WORK! THE OP WALKED OUTSIDE, AND SOME ASSHOLEASSSHOLE PUTPINNED SOMETHING SCARY ON THE OUTSIDE OF HIS DOOR! HE OPENEDOPENS THE DOOR, AND A SKELETON POPPED OUT! THE OP YELLED "FUCK ME!" REALLY LOUD, AND THEN HE SHIT HIS PANTS AND SMEARED THE GLOBS OF STICKY SHIT ALL OVER HIS WORK CLOTHES. NOW HE HAD TO GET CHANGED!
THE OP GOTQUICKLY MUSTARDS UP ENOUGH COURAGE TO GET CHANGED INTO HIS SHITTED LOOKING AND MOST LEAST FAVORITED OUTFIT, AND THEN GOTGOES INTO HIS CAR; BUT SOMEBODYSOMEONE STOLE HIS ENGINE AND HIS SPARK PLUGS AND HIS MUFFLER AND HIS DASHBOARD AND HIS STEERING WHEEL AND PUT A HAMBURGER ONSIDE HIS GAS TANK! PROBABLY A GHOST DID IT! THE OP YELLEDYELLES "FUCK ME", AND THEN AS HE WAS DRIVING (THE CAR STARTEDSTARED ITSELF, GHOSTSWITH NO ENGINE AND A HAMBURGER IN THE GAS TANK!!! GHOTSS!!!) HE GOTAUTOMOBILE GETS TURNED INTO A REALLYHUGELY BIG ACCIDENT ON BADOTHER CAR ACCIDENT,. LEAKED DIARRHEA SHIT THROUGH HISSWEATSUIT, ONLYTHROUGH OUTFITLATHER WHILESEATS, PISSINGTHROUGH ANDEVERY SHITTING ALL OVER HIS LEATHER SEATSCAR, AND THEN THE AIRBAG DEPLOYED, EXPLODED BUT INSTEAD OF THERE BEING AN AIRBAG IT WAS A SKELETON!! THE OP NOW MUST WALKED TO HIS WORK AND THEN STOOD AT THE TOP OF A REALLY LONG ABANDONED DARK SCARY STAIRCASE THAT WAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT LONG AGOOFFICE IN HIS BRAND NEW WORK OFFICE FOR SOME REASONSUN, AND THE REALLY SCARY LITTLE GIRL WITH BLACK HOLES AS EYES WAS RUNNING VERY FAST AT HIM, UP FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRCASE AND SCREAMING REALLYUNDER SCARILYSUNLIGHT! THECOVERED OPIN SHIT AND PISSED EVERYWHERE, BUT MOSTLY HE SPRAYED POWER-SHIT DIRECTLY INTO THE GIRLS FACE, WHICH KNOCKED HER DOWN TO THE BOTTOM AND NEARLY KILLED HER. SHE GOT UP, IGNORING THE FACT THAT A WATERFALL OFSOUR ORANGE DIARRHEADUMP! SHITOFFICE WASIS DRIPPINGMILES FROMAWAY! HER"FUCK ENTIRE BODY AND STARTED RUNNING AGAIN, BUT SLOWER, SO THE OP WOULDN'T SHIT ALL OVER HERME!!!"
GUY HOW DO I TURN OFF CAP LOCK
ALL OF A SUDDEN, JESUS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND HE SAID "I'M GOING TO PUSH YOU DOWN THIS STAIRCASE". NOT EVEN JESUS WAS TRYING TO HELP THE OP, SO THE OP SAID "WELL FUCK ME", THEN JESUS PUSHED HIM DOWN THE STAIRCASE AND LAUGHED REALLY HARD. THE OP HIT EVERY SINGLE STAIR ON HIS HEAD ON THE WAY DOWN WHILE TRAVELING VERY FAST BECAUSE HIS SHIT WAS LUBRICATING THE STAIRS, AND HIT THE REALLY SCARY GIRL WITH BLACK HOLES AS EYES DIRECTLY IN THE FACE WHILE TRAVELING AT 250 MILES PER HOUR ON THE WAY DOWN, CRUSHING HER ENTIRE BODY AND BREAKING HER SKULL OPEN AND TURNING HER ON FIRE, NEARLY KILLING HER. AND YHEN SHE DIE. THE OP YELLED "FUCK ME!" BECAUSE HIS HEAD HURTING REALLY BAD AND HE WAS COVERED IN SHIT. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT! AND THEN ANOTHER SKELETON POPPED OUT! THE OP PROLAPSED HIS ENTIRE BOWELS OUT THROUGH HIS ASSHOLE, AND THEN VOMITED HIS TESTICLES OUT THROUGH HIS EYE SOCKETS! THE WORST PART WAS THAT HE WAS YOUR SON AND A BABY FURRY!!!
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