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<strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-025.8 (Zero Twenty-Five Point Eight)
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Water
: Old English wæter, from Proto-Germanic *watar (source also of Old Saxon watar, Old Frisian wetir, Dutch water, Old High German wazzar, German Wasser, Old Norse vatn, Gothic wato "water"), from PIE *wod-or, from root *wed- (1) "water, wet" (source also of Hittite watar, Sanskrit udrah, Greek hydor, Old Church Slavonic and Russian voda, Lithuanian vanduo, Old Prussian wundan, Gaelic uisge "water;" Latin unda "wave"). <br /><br />To keep (one's) head above water in the figurative sense is recorded from 1742. Water cooler is recorded from 1846; water polo from 1884; water torture from 1928. Linguists believe PIE had two root words for water: *ap- and *wed-. The first (preserved in Sanskrit apah as well as Punjab and julep) was "animate," referring to water as a living force; the latter referred to it as an inanimate substance. The same probably was true of fire.▼
{{email|Old English wæter, from Proto-Germanic *watar (source also of Old Saxon watar, Old Frisian wetir, Dutch water, Old High German wazzar, German Wasser, Old Norse vatn, Gothic wato "water"), from PIE *wod-or, from root *wed- (1) "water, wet" (source also of Hittite watar, Sanskrit udrah, Greek hydor, Old Church Slavonic and Russian voda, Lithuanian vanduo, Old Prussian wundan, Gaelic uisge "water;" Latin unda "wave").
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Every person who has drank water has also died. '''FACT'''
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Every living thing that has water splashed on it eventually rots away. '''FACT'''
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'''Addendum: '''
'''1.''' Conversation between Joseph Stalin, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Winston Churchill at Livadia Palace, Union of Soviet Socialist [REDACTED]s, also known as the "Yalta Conference", February 11, 1945.
Joseph Stalin: So, water is nice I guess.
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{{*}}(this is also the origin of lmao and [REDACTED])
'''2.''' Transcript of lead scientist Dr. Skanderbeg conducting vocal research on the SCP. 25/2/1999
Dr. Skanderbeg: Can you tell me a bit about yourself?
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SCP-025.8: . . [DATA EXPUNGED]
'''3.''' Transcript from the 965th observation of SCP-025.8, 11/12/2004
SCP-025.8: . . .
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SCP-025.8: . . .
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