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'''Name: Joey '''
'''Object Class''': Euclid
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'''Description''':
Joey is a
But there is more to this
More is to be noted on his appetite. As mentioned previously, his diet includes
His diet has caused his body to become that of somebody who has been bloated. His weight is [REDACTED] This has caused some of the staff on hand to become convinced he is immortal. Several have turned to cults with this belief. All have since been terminated. There are several of these cults still active, and intel suggests they sacrifice their own human flesh, even amputating limbs, to put on a shrine of Joey. They have also been seen eating the flesh, sloppily. It is disgusting really. This has caused people from our research team to either leave to project or, in one case, a man, [DATA EXPUNGED], had committed suicide.
'''Further research on this individual will result in termination.'''
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