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'''Description''':
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But there is more to this ‘man.’ We have sent in various [DATA EXPUNGED] to record any and all data of said individual. It has been noted, if the data brought back in untampered, that he has an unhealthy obsession with boxes, usually that of the composition of cardboard. Through the invasion of privacy it has been noted that he has the possession of a cardboard box with a photo of an attractive woman. Close examination of said box/photo as well as physical contact has shown it may be laden with male reproductive fluids. The photo on the box is a picture of a celebrity known as Kate Upton. The photo of Kate Upton is one of her in a bikini. The photo is not to be removed from the box as it may have something moving under it. It may be a cockroach as there are crumbs and food smudges all over the house. If you could call it that. His living conditions are absolutely one of the worse we have ever seen.
More is to be noted on his appetite. As mentioned previously, his diet includes "various disdainful and unhealthy edible items.
His diet has caused his body to become that of somebody who has been bloated. His weight is [REDACTED] This has caused some of the staff on hand to become convinced he is immortal. Several have turned to cults with this belief. All have since been terminated. There are several of these cults still active, and intel suggests they sacrifice their own human flesh, even amputating limbs, to put on a shrine of Joey. They have also been seen eating the flesh, sloppily. It is disgusting really. This has caused people from our research team to either leave to project or, in one case, a man, [DATA EXPUNGED], had committed suicide.
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