SCP 69691337420: Difference between revisions

SCP 69691337420 is an AWP sniper rifle. When approached up close, you can hear voices speaking cryptic messages like “Mum"Mum get the camera” and “Oh"Oh baby a triple.” If you try to touch it, all your blood will be replaced with hyperrealistic blood.

Hyperrealistic blood is very different compared to normal blood and even real blood. Hyperrealistic blood is shiny and glows very brightly. This causes chemicals in the brain to initiate what scientists call “the"the spookening” where the victim makes multiple comments about how scary blood is, then disintegrates. If the hyperrealistic blood is seen by anyone then they transform into the protagonist from Sonic.exe, then fly away.

If you wear protective gear however, the “hyperrealistic"hyperrealistic effect” is preventable and the sniper rifle is fully operational. The rifle works normally, except for one thing. The gun fires blood that travels at approximately 456763758568 miles per second. If you get hit by this blood, then you transform into a spooky scary skeleton.  If you encounter one of these skeletons, then you will dance with them for all of eternity. The gun is also theorised to be made out of skeleton dust.