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A FEW HOURS LETER.
I WETN HOME WITH TAPE AND I PUTTED IT IN THE TAPE PLATER, AFTER SITTING DOWN IN COUC CH THE MOVIE STARED. IT SHOWD SHRK JUST STANDING AROUND, ADN THEN SAYING
SHREK TEN JUMPSARED ME WITH HIS HYPER-REALISC EYES, AND SAID
IT SCARED THE FUCKN SHIT OUT O ME, SO I TURNED INTO HULK AND SMASHED THE TV LIKE A SPUD.
I GOT MORE ANGRY BECAUSE I BREAK MY FUCING TV SO I EXPLDED AND RUINED MY
AND THEN A MOTHER-FUCKING SKELETION POPPED OUT!1
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==CHATTER 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO==
AFTER A FEW GODDAMN MOTHER FUCING SHITY AS HOURS AFTER I EXPLODED IN RAGE, ONE OF MY WORKER CAME TO WHERE TEH EXPOLION HAPPEND, THE HOUSE WAZ COMPELTLY DESTORYED AND THE PEICES OF IT WERE
ADN WHILE HE WAS LOOKING AROUND FOR ME CORPSE, THE STUPUD ASS BROKEN TV STARTING SPARKING FOR NO REASON AT AL.
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THE GUY JUMPED A BIT AFTER HEAING THAT, AND THAN A FEW SECS LATOR, SOMETHING POOPED OUT OF TEH TV
NO NO NO
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...SOME 1
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1
HE DID NOOT LIS10 TO HIM AND HE PROCESSED TO TURN HIM IN2 AN ONION.
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JUST A COUPLE HOURS LATER, ANOTER WORKER CAME UP 2 WHER IT ALL HAPPEDN, HE GASPED AT THE SAIGHT OF HE WOKRER NOW AN OINON.
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AND HE WANTED TO FUCJING KILL WHOEVER DID THSI!
HE GETS UP, HE INHALES SHARPING, ANS HE LET OUT A GREAT BIG.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
HE SCRAMDED SO GOD DAMN LOUDY THAT
MY
AFTER RACHING SPACE, HE LOKS ROUND TO SEE HIS OPPONENT ON THE MOON, EATING ONION WHILE TALKING 2 HIMSELF!!!
MY WORKER CAN NOT BELIEVE IT, THAT GREEN BASTARD TURN HIS FIRNED INTO ONION! HE MUST KIL HIM
THEY THEN HAVE ERPIC FIGTH, AND
ANYWAYS, MY WORKER KILED SHREK ADN THE WORLD RESTORED TO PEACE AGAON.
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