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A FEW HOURS LETER.
 
I WETN HOME WITH TAPE AND I PUTTED IT IN THE TAPE PLATER, AFTER SITTING DOWN IN COUC CH THE MOVIE STARED. IT SHOWD SHRK JUST STANDING AROUND, ADN THEN SAYING “I’M"I'M GONNA TUR PEOPL IN 2 ONIONS”ONIONS" HE THEN WALKED UP TO DONKEY AND TURNED HIM INTO ONION, HE THEN ATE HIM AND WALKED UP TO PRINCES FIONA AND TURN HER IN2 ONION 2.
 
SHREK TEN JUMPSARED ME WITH HIS HYPER-REALISC EYES, AND SAID “YOUR"YOUR NEXT!!!!1!".
 
IT SCARED THE FUCKN SHIT OUT O ME, SO I TURNED INTO HULK AND SMASHED THE TV LIKE A SPUD.
 
I GOT MORE ANGRY BECAUSE I BREAK MY FUCING TV SO I EXPLDED AND RUINED MY HOME…HOME...
 
AND THEN A MOTHER-FUCKING SKELETION POPPED OUT!1
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THE GUY JUMPED A BIT AFTER HEAING THAT, AND THAN A FEW SECS LATOR, SOMETHING POOPED OUT OF TEH TV
 
NO NO NO NO…NO...
 
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1 IT’ZIT'Z FUCKING SHREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
 
“AAAH"AAAH!! NO!! DON’TDON'T TURN ME IN TOO ONION SHRK!" HE SCREAMED AS HE DROPPED 2 HIS ASS IN SHOCK FROM THE GREEN OGRE!
 
HE DID NOOT LIS10 TO HIM AND HE PROCESSED TO TURN HIM IN2 AN ONION.
 
“I’M"I'M GOONA REST THEN TURN HOLE WORLD INTO ONION." HE SAID BEFORE FLYING OFF INTO SPACE.
 
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AND HE WANTED TO FUCJING KILL WHOEVER DID THSI!
 
“DON’T"DON'T WORRY BILLY BOB JOE, I WILL AVEENGE U!!!"
 
HE GETS UP, HE INHALES SHARPING, ANS HE LET OUT A GREAT BIG.
 
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
 
HE SCRAMDED SO GOD DAMN LOUDY THAT EVERYOENS’EVERYOENS' EARS WENT MICHEAL BAY MODE AND EXPOLED.
 
MY WORKER’SWORKER'S HAIR THEN TURNED INTO A BRIGHT, SHINY YELWO WUT A SHARP HAIRCUT, HE HAS GONE SUPER-SAIYAN!
 
“TIEM"TIEM TO FIND OUT WHO DID THES!" HE SAID 2 HIMSEL BE 4 FLYING UPE TO THE SKIES!
 
AFTER RACHING SPACE, HE LOKS ROUND TO SEE HIS OPPONENT ON THE MOON, EATING ONION WHILE TALKING 2 HIMSELF!!!
 
“CAN"CAN WAIT 2 TUR WORL IN 2 ONION!!!!!!!" SHREK SAID TO HIMSLEF!
 
MY WORKER CAN NOT BELIEVE IT, THAT GREEN BASTARD TURN HIS FIRNED INTO ONION! HE MUST KIL HIM
 
“OI"OI U M8!" HE SHOUTED TO HIM, AND THE EVIL OREG TRUNED AROUND TO C HIM.
 
“DID"DID U TURNED ME FIRNED INTO ONNIN!!??" HE ANGERLY ASKDE HIM.
 
“Y"Y YEZ I DO, AND I EVEN WILL PLAN TGO URN WORLD ITNO ONIONS!" SHREKED NANSWERED TO MY WORKER.
 
“GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" MY WORKEWR GRINED TEETH, THTEY MUST FIUGHT NOW!
 
THEY THEN HAVE ERPIC FIGTH, AND I’MI'M 2 LAZY TO WRITE IT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
 
ANYWAYS, MY WORKER KILED SHREK ADN THE WORLD RESTORED TO PEACE AGAON.