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Line 1: [[File:Skeleton dance 2.gif\|250px\|right]] Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? <br>A: He had no body to dance with! Q: When does a skeleton laugh? <br>A: When something tickles his funny bone. Q: What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road? <br>A: Jump out of your skin and join him! Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree? <br>A: Because a dog was after his bones! Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks? <br>A: It came back with a skeleton crew! Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? <br>A: He could feel it in his bones! Q: How did the skeleton know it was raining? <br>A: He could feel it on his bones! Q: What do you call a skeleton that does stunts? <br>A: Bonehead! Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football, anymore? <br>A: Because his heart wasn't in it! Q: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days? <br>A: By bony express! Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? <br>A: Spare ribs!!! Q: Where does the skeleton go to get a new rib! ?<br>A: A spare rib restaurant! Q: When does a skeleton smile? <br>A: When something bumps into his funny bone! Q: Why do skeletons hate winter? <br>A: ~~Beacuse~~Because the cold goes right through them! Q: How do skeletons call their friends? <br>A: On the telebone! Q: What do you call a skeleton snake? <br>A: A rattler! Q: What did the skeleton say when another skeleton told a lie? <br>A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you! Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? <br>A: I'm bone to be wild! Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective? <br>A: Sherlock Bones! Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital? <br>A: To have his ghoul stones removed! Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes? <br>A: Skeleton keys! Q: Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night? <br>A: He was a numbskull! Q: Why did the skeleton have to goto church to play music? <br>A: They don't have any organs! Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings? <br>A: Lazy bones! Q: What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies? <br>A: A boney phoney! Q: Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police? <br>A: Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him! Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton? <br>A: He was bone idle! Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? <br>A: I love every bone in your body! Q: What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell? <br>A: A dead ringer! Q: What is a skeleton? <br>A: Somebody on a diet who forgot to say "when"! Q: Why do skeletons like to drink milk? <br>A: Because milk is so good for the bones! ~~{{by-user\|Meaty}}~~ [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Skeletons]]