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Q: Why
Q: When does a skeleton laugh? A: When something tickles his funny bone.
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Q: What do you call a skeleton that does stunts? A: Bonehead!
Q: Why
Q: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days? A: By bony express!
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Q: What do you call a skeleton snake? A: A rattler!
Q: What did the skeleton say when another skeleton told a lie? A: You
Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? A:
Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A: Sherlock Bones!
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Q: Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night? A: He was a numbskull!
Q: Why did the skeleton have to goto church to play music? A: They
Q: What do you call a skeleton who
Q: What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies? A: A boney phoney!
Q: Why
Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton? A: He was bone idle!
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