SLENDERMAN'S ORIGIN STORY

SLENDERMAN WAS A BUSINESSMAN WHO WAS SHUNNED FROM WORK FOR BEING TOO TALL BECAUSE HIS HEAD KEPT HITTING THE DOORWAYS AND THEY KEPT NEEDING TO BE FIXED AND THE INSURANCE RATE WAS GOING UP SO HE DRANK MILK TO COPE AND HIS ENTIRE BODY TURNED WHITE AND NOW HE WALKS A LONELY ROAD

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