SMG4: The Renderman
Author's note: This is similar to SMG4 Lost Episode, where the cliches rise.
I was a intern at SMG4 Productions and I totally didn't come out to w a t c h a video called "super mario 64 bloopers: the renderman!". I watched it. It had Boopkins walking with Frankie until Renderman appeared. Renderman then killed Boopkins, and held Frankie hostage. Also, this shit really happened! I really viewed the story!
Frankie said, "Big mistake, I did this on the 13th at 6:66 PM!". That was very weird. Also, Frankie was very hyper-realistic and had bloodshot eyes. Next we see Luigi Weegee flying at Mario's house and Renderman holds Weegee hostage.
Weegee then said "I have hyper-realistic eyes, and I am a fucking cat!". Sorry, my cat jumped on the keyboard on the cat. Also.. go to Weegee. Do NOT turn around!
SMG4 then says, "It's spaghetti time!". The spaghetti eats SMG4 brutally and hyper-realistically. A parrot then jumps out like Clippy and spawns a star. The star is later killed by the spaghetti and the parrot.
Also, the video reveals the creator of SMG4 to be working at a Indian Tech scam station. Then, the Mario Recolors burn to death including SMG3, Xboxfan997, and the others. The outro plays. Also, this is unfinished. Sorry. Also let's play "super smash you in the ass" to finish the story! Oh right, it's already finished.