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I pressed the start button several times on the virtual boy but the title would not appear. Instead it was stuck the scene with trees blowing in the wind that is in the background of the title screen. I noticed that for one split frame the eagle in the backgrounds head became the head of Mephiles and it was carrying the disembodied head of Miles "Tails" Prower clutched in its talons. I ignored this, thinking it must have been a glitch.
Puzzled I remembered a button combo that shadow was told at the loading screen for White Acropolis in Sonic 06. I pressed the combo: " A
I regret doing what I did next. Before pressing the start button I had hopes and dreams. Before pressing the start button I led a happy normal life. Before pressing the start button I had people who loved me. I had a reason to live. Now, all seems hopeless, all seems lost, I fear I may not be able to go on. In fact I know that I cannot go on. My existence is futile now. Life gives me no joy anymore. I know the world would be better without me. I must end my sad, sorry life.
Anyway, the game started. The intro scene commenced as usual. Nothing was out of the ordinary except instead of a torch being handed to
I started the game in Soleanna. I just jumped around to familiarize myself with the controls. I accidentally glitched through a wall which sent me to an area of the game I had never seen before. There were tons of stop signs and other varicose signs warning me not to go on. I should have listened.
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I played the game and got up to the silver boss fight. During the cutscene where silver calls sonic the Ibilis trigger something changed. Silver said "You are the Ibilis trigger Eldred (that's my name)" I was shocked. How did the game know my name! I knew I needed to defeat silver or something abominable was going to happen. I proceeded with the fight, which was very easy for me, until finally silver managed to catch me and throw me. Instead of hitting the wall I glitched through the floor (this is normal for sonic 06) and fell into a hidden area of the level. To get to this area I fell for 6 minutes and 66 seconds and got an S rank.
I landed in a fiery area surrounded by blood and lava. There were demons everywhere. I know this sounds hard to believe but I think this place was hell. I ran through the area searching for a way out. I came upon a demon who said "Hey" the way the shopkeep said in my favorite game sonic 06. I decided to see his wares. He had three gems. He had the purple and blue gems that I was familiar with. The third gem he had
With tears in my eyes I tried to remove the disk from the virtual boy. The disk came out but the game played on. I could not stop Sonic's suffering. I looked at the disk and saw that the label on the disk was peeling. I tore the label off to see what was underneath. The real floppy read "Sonic 0666 . EXE" in hyper realistic blood red letters. It was then I realized that something was
I knew if I played until the end of the game Ellise could revive sonic with true loves kiss. So I stayed up all night and day for the next 2 months and completed Silver and Shadow's stories. This allowed me to unlock the final story.
I spent another 2 months night and day collecting the chaos emeralds from this story. Finally I was ready for the cutscene before the boss. Sonic would finally be revived. The cutscene initiated and I saw Elise kneel to supply a kiss of red hot passion to sonics rotting corpse. However, before Elise gave the kiss she removed the mask from her head. It wasn't Elise at
It was time for the final boss fight. Instead of Solaris spawning I noticed a different shape in the distance. It was my younger twin half step brother Jacob. He roared a mighty roar to show his bitterness toward me for getting all of our parents attention.
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"Don't you see Eldrid(that's still my name)? You broght this all upon yourself! I will never forgive you for making our parents miss my bar mitzvah to watch you compete in that little league MLG league of legends tournament. That was the most important of my short life and you ruined it. My only choice was to take my own life while playing your favorite game Sonic 06. Only then could I posses the game making it Sonic 0666 .EXE!"
I was flooded was guilt. I could not stand to bear that I caused my own younger twin half step brothers death. I knew I had to do something. And by do something I mean brutally murder
The fight began. The uplifting orchestrated version of "His World" kicked in providing the perfect backdrop for my brother's complete savage eviseration. I swiftly evaded my brothers first attack and snapped his neck. I then ripped open his stomach and strangled him with his own entrails. I then flew his fading body down to the lava which was now spewing out from all orifis of the planet. I held his body in the lava so that he would be burned alive and drown, the two worst deaths I can imagine. Once his body fell lifeless I consumed his body too to become the ultimate life form. I was now Shadow the hedgehog from my favorite game sonic 06. I then hunted down the conniving Mephiles the Dark. I grabbed his throat with all my hedgehog might and asphyxiated him until his last dying breath. He looked at me with his soulless eyes and said "The scariest part of this whole experience is you the reader are Eldrid." I then realized I wasn't me this whole
And the even scarier part is that you had amnesia and forgot this ever happened! So the next time you find a blank maroon-fushcia case with the words "Sonic 06. EXE" written on the case on duct tape on the front of the case remember, don't bother stealing it from the yard
The End
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