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A few months ago, I found a game at a yard sale which had a blank label with "SONIC" written on it. The man gave me the game for $30, so I knew it was good. I took it home and put it into my NES machine. When it turned on, the music of Green hill was playing slowly and distorted. The sky was blood red and Sonic was decapitated. I said "Fuck dis shit" and I threw the game away.
I found a hellish Sonic game! First, I saw an image of Sonic and Tails! The Sonic game was called just "SONIC"! First, I pressed the start button. I saw a Zone which was called:
 
NOT SPECIAL
 
act 7
 
I found a gray ring and jumped into it.
 
It was the special stage. I hit a GOAL block. The static came there. I saw a new Zone which was called:
 
RUDE AND UNFAIR
 
act 8
 
I spindashed and got all the Sneakers monitors. But Sonic was stabbed by the spikes! I saw another new Zone which was called:
 
END
 
act 9
 
I battled the dinosaur as much as possible, but it ate Sonic! I got a game over, what terrified me was Sonic's grave on that ground! I cried as much as I could! I've destroyed the cartridge! It ruined my dear childhood!
 
 
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