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It cuts to Sabrina's house and Salem can be seen, reading an article about Donald Trump's construction on the wall around Mexico. And Mr. Spellman (Sabrina's father if you didn't know) can be seen shoving the valve into his neighbor's mouth! "Buck Strickland, forgive me for using propane for this." Then he turns it on and his neighbor's guts spews out in a fountain of gore as it overflows with gasoline. Mr. Spellman then lit his guts on fire with a match while his neighbor's alive and kicking. "That's a clean burning Hell, I'll tell you what!"
 
Salem looks out and begins to freak out in a cartoonish fashion. "OH MY GOD!" As Sabrina and Harvey walks in, Salem already began calling 911. "Sabrina, your father's going on another killing spree!" Sabrina looks, disheveled. They go in the attic and plan to find a way to make her teacher feel better and go on with his life. But Salem had other plans. He plans to stop Donald Trump from killing the Mexicans and become the next President of The United States. As he tells them this, Harvey looks at him with one eyebrow raised. "That's a good idea and all, but there's something that you all should know. I used to be…be..." The screen zooms into his face. "A Hermaphrodite…Hermaphrodite...!" Sabrina and Salem, just stares at him. "What the hell…hell...?" Salem asks.
 
As this goes on, Mr. Spellman is shoving clam chowder up a fat lady's ass. "I'll clam YOUR chowder!" Mr. Spellman says loudly. "Ballfucking Fuckmuffins Take My Fucking Chum!" Sabrina looks out the window and sees her father force feeding a dog broken glass and uses it's stomach as a punching bag. She just shakes her head and continues to create the potion. The scene cuts to Salem sneaking out of the house in the middle of the night, and if you look closely in one of the houses, you'd see a skeleton eating Popeye's Fried Chicken while watching The Simpsons on Netflix. Salem rides on a broomstick to Washington DC while Sabrina and Harvey ride on their bikes to the teacher's house.