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This is the story of Nye Ferrari, Townsville’s most famous scientific food reviewer. He was doing a collaboration food review with JoeysWorldTour on his Youtube channel, which had exactly 6.66 subscribers. “and"and that was the food review,” Nye Ferrari said, after he set the Winner Winner Chicken Dinner chicken dinner rolls on a scale, weighed it, and set the meal in the trash, “fuck"fuck you joey, kthx.” Joey’s heart was broken and of course he decided to die. Later, a nihilistic Nye Ferrari went to check out his subscriptions, and then he saw the channel named The SammyClassicSonicFan Archive. “oh"oh my god it’s an archive because that youtuber is probably dead lemme check out if it’s still on youtube,” Nye told us as he searched up ‘SammyClassicSonicFan’ in the Youtube search. Youtube took a while but soon later shat out the search results. “k"k lemme see the shit men.” The first result was a channel named ‘SammyClassicSonic.exeFan’, who had their channel icon set to a dead kid with gore everywhere on his face. Nye shrugged it off as just some edgy kid and decided to watch one of this channel’s videos. The video contained the following message which really was the only frame for about ten minutes: "GIVE IT A CHAAAANCE! http://gamejolt.com/games/sonic-exe-the-game/16239#!" Nye decided to ‘give it a chance’ and played this Sonic.exe. Then, one week later, he died. The end.

Nye decided to ‘give it a chance’ and played this Sonic.exe. Suddenly, he was sucked into his computer, and shrugged it off it off as some sort of glitch. He was playing as his least favorite Sonic character, Knuckles. “frick”"frick” Nye said. Knyeckles ran around and punched a bunch of shit, only realizing that the shit he punched was dead, and bloody. He shrugged this off as some sort of graphics error within the game. “this"this game is pretty fucking glitchy for a vr game” he told himself, and kept punching shit. Suddenly, he punched a familiar hedgehog that turned to him, and smiled with a wicked, and bleeding smile, which Knyeckles kept shrugging off as graphics errors and glitches because he’s fucking retarded. “ey"ey sonic could u please move i’m trying to make it to the end goal thingamatitty” he asked Sonic. “Hey"Hey you fuck off now okay I’m trying to get some kiddies to molest from inside out with my .exe acids now please leave” Sonic retorted. Knyeckles got pissed off so he murdered Sonic and went to the end goal. He was then sent to a place where he found a bunch of dead kids who were burned to shit by .exe acids, which were of course made of code. Knyeckles heard something behind him but he shrugged it off as a glitch. He punched the dead kids to grab a key to the next level but when he looked behind him he was jumpscared. Because he was so weakhearted and weakminded like every other fucking human on this Earth, he died. The end. BY THE WAY HE WAS IN THE GAME FOR A WEEK SO HE DIED IN THE GAME OK? THNAKS