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[[File:No_jpe.jpg|thumb|Sans as he appears in game]][[File:Update.png|thumb|Update: Screenshot found of the bloody Sans Plush
-Author, Poopypotty|145x145px]]Come on over in my direction
<nowiki> </nowiki>So thankful for that, it's such a blessin', yeah
<nowiki> </nowiki>Turn every situation into Heaven, yeah
<nowiki> </nowiki>(Oh, you are...)
<nowiki> </nowiki>My sunrise on the darkest day
<nowiki> </nowiki>Got me feelin' some kind of way
<nowiki> </nowiki>Make me wanna savor every moment slowly, slowly
<nowiki> </nowiki>You fit me, tailor-made love, how you put it on
<nowiki> </nowiki>Got the only key, know how to turn it on
<nowiki> </nowiki>The way you nibble on my ear, the only words I wanna hear
<nowiki> </nowiki>Baby take it slow so we can last long
I love Undertale and I bet you love Undertale too, but there is something scary lurking in Undertale when looked in the game files! It was a fresh tuesday morning and the birds were chirping, it was pleasant, so I decided to play Undertale instead of going outside (I am an indoors person) now when I started playing Undertale, I decided to just look for some fun secrets in the game files and this was a mistake I regret to this very day! I clicked the game files and I was brought to a weird looking early version of Undertale but the music was creepy and weird! I just though nothing of it and started playing this so called earlier version! I clicked play but I can only name my character "chara" I just thougt that was the only name Toby wanted you to use! I started playing and I already met up with Sans and he was the first person you met up and Flowey and Toriel were strangely absent from the game, I think they were not in the game because it was just and early beta version, but anyways, Sans shown me around the ruins and there was nothing to fight, infact, there was no enemies throughout the whole entire game which was very odd! So I got to Sans and Sans said "wanna see something" and I said yes, so then, Sans pulled out a knife and started stabbing Frisk and there was actual blood! It really disgusted me! then Sans proceeded to stab himself and there was gore everywhere and I nearly threw up! then I got to Undyne who was standing above the cave to hotland and Undyne tripped and fell and there was guts everywhere when she fell and it splatted on Frisk and Undyne died and she was nothing more than a dead corpse! so than I got to Alphys and Alphys said "you don't like me" and she shot herself with a gun and blood was literally everywhere but the blood was hyper realistic and it scared me so much! I than gone to Asgore's castle but Asgore shot himself once I got there, as if he was scared of me! So than, I saw the ghost of Sans who said "you killed my brother, so this is what you get" and then the screen went black! I did not wanna keep on going but I was brave so I went on, once I opened it, I got jumpscared by a hyper realistic ghost women, she looked live action! and she screamed in front of the screen, that almost made me close out of the game, but I stopped myself! Than Sans said "ha ha, you still wanna continue william" THE GAME NEW MY NAME!? HOW THE HELL CAN IT NOW MY NAME!?!?!? I was still very brave and continued on wards, and then, I engaged a battle with Sans, he megalovania song that played was slowed down and reversed and Sans had yucky blood, guts, and entrails all over his body and he said "this is what you get for killing my brother, Papyrus" and he swatted at me, but since I was a smart gamer, I avoided it instantly! Sans kept hitting his bones at me until he said "wow, most people who fight me don't last this long" "D I E" Sans said madly! So I actually hit him and he died, there was blood and guts spilling all over the screen and he said "look behind you" and I looked behind myself and I saw a Sans plushie and he was covered in blood and he had a knife and he was trying to kill, he managed to slit my neck and then I died!
[Verse 1: Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee]
[[Category:Trollpasta]]
<nowiki> </nowiki>Oh, tú, tú eres el imán y yo soy el metal
[[Category:Vidya games]]
<nowiki> </nowiki>Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan
[[Category:Pointless Violence]]
<nowiki> </nowiki>Sólo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso
<nowiki> </nowiki>Oh, yeah Ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal
<nowiki> </nowiki>Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más
<nowiki> </nowiki>Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro
[Coro: Luis Fonsi, Daddy Yankee & Justin Bieber]
<nowiki> </nowiki>Despacito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Deja que te diga cosas al oído
<nowiki> </nowiki>Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo
<nowiki> </nowiki>Despacito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
<nowiki> </nowiki>Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito
<nowiki> </nowiki>(Sube, sube, sube
<nowiki> </nowiki>Sube, sube)
[Bridge 1: Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee]
<nowiki> </nowiki>Quiero ver bailar tu pelo
<nowiki> </nowiki>Quiero ser tu ritmo
<nowiki> </nowiki>Que le enseñes a mi boca
<nowiki> </nowiki>Tus lugares favoritos
<nowiki> </nowiki>(Favorito, favorito, baby)
<nowiki> </nowiki>Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro
<nowiki> </nowiki>Hasta provocar tus gritos
<nowiki> </nowiki>Y que olvides tu apellido
[Verse 2: Daddy Yankee]
<nowiki> </nowiki>Si te pido un beso, ven, dámelo
<nowiki> </nowiki>Yo sé que estás pensándolo
<nowiki> </nowiki>Llevo tiempo intentándolo
<nowiki> </nowiki>Mami, esto es dando y dándolo
<nowiki> </nowiki>Sabes que tu corazón conmigo te hace bang-bang
<nowiki> </nowiki>Sabes que esa beba está buscando de mi bang-bang
<nowiki> </nowiki>Ven, prueba de mi boca para ver cómo te sabe
<nowiki> </nowiki>Quiero, quiero, quiero ver cuánto amor a ti te cabe
<nowiki> </nowiki>Yo no tengo prisa, yo me quiero dar el viaje
<nowiki> </nowiki>Empecemos lento, después salvaje
[Bridge 2: Daddy Yankee]
<nowiki> </nowiki>Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Cuando tú me besas con esa destreza
<nowiki> </nowiki>Veo que eres malicia con delicadeza
<nowiki> </nowiki>Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Y es que esa belleza es un rompecabezas
<nowiki> </nowiki>Pero pa' montarlo aquí tengo la pieza
<nowiki> </nowiki>¡Oye!
[Coro: Luis Fonsi, Daddy Yankee & Justin Bieber]
<nowiki> </nowiki>Despacito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Deja que te diga cosas al oído
<nowiki> </nowiki>Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo
<nowiki> </nowiki>Despacito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
<nowiki> </nowiki>Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito
<nowiki> </nowiki>(Sube, sube, sube
<nowiki> </nowiki>Sube, sube)
[Bridge 1: Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee]
<nowiki> </nowiki>Quiero ver bailar tu pelo
<nowiki> </nowiki>Quiero ser tu ritmo
<nowiki> </nowiki>Que le enseñes a mi boca
<nowiki> </nowiki>Tus lugares favoritos
<nowiki> </nowiki>(Favorito, favorito, baby)
<nowiki> </nowiki>Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro
<nowiki> </nowiki>Hasta provocar tus gritos
<nowiki> </nowiki>Y que olvides tu apellido
[Verse 3: Luis Fonsi]
<nowiki> </nowiki>Despacito
<nowiki> </nowiki>This is how we do it down in Puerto Rico
<nowiki> </nowiki>I just wanna hear you screaming, "¡Ay, Bendito!"
<nowiki> </nowiki>I can move forever se quede contigo
<nowiki> </nowiki>¡Bailalo!
[Bridge 3: Daddy Yankee, Luis Fonsi & Justin Bieber]
<nowiki> </nowiki>Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Que le enseñes a mi boca
<nowiki> </nowiki>Tus lugares favoritos
<nowiki> </nowiki>(Favorito, favorito, baby)
<nowiki> </nowiki>Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
<nowiki> </nowiki>Hasta provocar tus gritos (Fonsi)
<nowiki> </nowiki>Y que olvides tu apellido (D.Y.)
<nowiki> </nowiki>Despacito[[Category:Vidya games]]
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[[Category:Blatant Ripoffs]]
[[Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!]]
[[Category:Crappy ms paint drawings]]
[[Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious]]
[[Category:English Class Failure]]
[[Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE]]
[[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]]
[[Category:DIALOGUE!]]
[[Category:Random Capitalization]]
[[Category:Well, that was pointless.]]
[[Category:Shok ending]]
[[Category:Cliche Madness]]
[[Category:Stupid is as the main character does]]
[[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]]
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