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Line 5: ''I open my door, and tripped on my five year old daughter's cigarettes. As I tripped, I fell down the 50 feet step-way that I had built. As I was falling towards, what seems to be, my "doom"; Benny Hill music started playing.'' ''As I got down on the final step, I crept through my doorway to the living room, finding that my tree was ablaze. Curious, I crept farther. ~~[[File:Santa_is_Satan.jpg\|thumb\|300px]]~~I found Santa! As I was about to give a hug, he turned around. His eyes were red, and he had horns. As I got through my traumatizing moment, Santa said this:'' <big><big>'''''Ego te condemnabo inferi Tempus ubi angeli ceciderunt in aeternum'''''</big></big> Line 15: <big>'''''The End'''''</big> {{by-user\|Fatal Disease}} [[Category:Trollpasta]] ~~----~~ [[Category:Holidays]] ~~''Written by [[User:Fatal Disease\|Fatal Disease]]~~ ~~[[Category:The Grape is Roaring]]~~ [[Category:Demins and Debbils]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:~~Crappy~~Stupid msis ~~paint~~as ~~drawings~~the main character does]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]]